I'm not so sure he ever had a burst...

I think you really need to start going out, instead of putting all of your eggs in one basket. You need to diversify how you sell your ding dong if you want to be a a real ding dong salesman.

I used to meet chicks on the internet all the time, and actually just started up again because it's so damn easy. But I also meet girls at the bar. At the supermarket. At the golf course. And my newly acquired taste of wherever the hell they work. Women for some reason must be crazy horny while working.

I don't claim to know much about women, but I think you would would save alot of time if on Saturday Night if you just overbooked your bitches, and said for all of them to meet you out at bar/night club/tavern "insert name here" with you and your buddies. Then, when they do come, they see other chicks talking to you and then their bitchlike inferior complex goes into effect where they become competitive against the other broads. Make it casual, then at the end of the night. Whatever one is still standing and hasn't fucked your friend, you take home in bang. That strategy has worked for me in the past.

Wow. I just passed up the opportunity to give a guy a bj. Funny thing is he begged.... LMAO

You know something's gotta be wrong when a guy is cute, and won't take no for an answer. It's a hug turn off, and like I want some guy like that in my apartment. GET A CLUE AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

PLEEEEEEASSSSSEEEEEE !!!1

Begged? LMAO

Well I can guarantee one thing...if I ever meet luv I won't be begging for a blowjob.

Jesus ****ing Christ, is that even necessary? Don't bring up something that did not even need to be seen.

:shake:

I'm aware of that. However, you did quote it.

I almost told him to come over. I would have closed the blinds, turned the lights out and petended not to be here.

He even went as far as to say that I could just play with it, that I didn't have to suck it. He'd come over take it out, and I could decide from there.

Needless to say, I blocked him after this entertaining conversation.

Better yet, I could have told him to come over, but given him the wrong apartment number. LMAO

ROFL

So Luv....seeing as how begging doesn't work what does?

Uh where are you meeting these lovely people at.

onlinebootycall.com?

Claytons begging now? :)

Premature burst?

Sounds good except he doesn't go to bars or nightclubs and doesn't have 'buddies'.

This one sent me a message from a dating site I haven't used in a looooong time. I think my online dating services days are through, especially since that's the type of people they always seem to have to offer.

Hi. My name is Beth and I want someone who loves to take risks. I am 24 years old and I have herpes. I contracted herpes about a year ago and I am still coping. I ve been longing for a great **** and I would even let you cum on my face. If you are well up for the risk, then contact me. I mean if you are REALLY up for the risk. If you do have herrpes, that is even better! This posting is serious and it is not a scam. I really want this and I really want a great one. I have not had one in a long time and I feel ashamed but what can you do? you can't change the past, jsut cope with it. If you are that guy or girl (wink) feel free to contact me. ONLY IF YOU ARE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I encountered this same scenario about 7 years ago. Nice girl, loved sex, cute face, GREAT body. At the end of the night on the first date, after an evening of none too subtle sexual suggestion she mentions, "Oh, and I have herpes."

I got off the couch and went home, didn't call her again.

Meh, I've looked into it and you're careful it's not a huge deal. 20% of people have herpes and a lot have no clue they have it because they don't show symptoms. Men have a small chance of contracting it from women during sex, even lower when using a rubber. But, yeah, it's good she told you. I'd be pissed if I had sex with a girl and she mentioned it after the fact.

poor guy :)

I guess I didn't want to even risk it. I probably also was rather naive about herpes too.

I was too. Which is why I looked into it. I think herpes has this huge stigma, and while I don't want to contract herpes, there are much worse things.

I'm assuming you were tempted by woman who wasn't clean

1 in 5 adults (and 1 in 4 women) in the US aren't "clean" and somewhere around 90% of them don't know it so, IMO, it's important to be educated about it.

80 of sexually active people have some form of HPV.
You win some you lose some.

Embrace the herpe.

Pretty much. Hell, even most people who have never had sex have simplex 1.

Most people have oral herpes (HSV-1). It's also possible you have HSV-2 but just don't show any symptoms.

that's not exactly an STD.

Had them all the way back to my throat. Talk about misery.

Never share a joint with someone with a cold sore.

Never dunk your weinkie in something stinky ..

Well, maybe in Florida most people have herpes but not in Oklahoma they don't.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. :rolleyes:

True.. you can get that via kissing or sharing a drink. Although it's less likely, you can also get HSV-1 'down there'.

LOL. A 45-year old woman just asked me out. She's skinny. This is fun.

EXCITING! :spock:

Come on, it's not every day a cougar hits on you. Amusing.

she didn't ask you out. all she said was "dinner's ready, now wash your hands and come eat with your father and i"

Now she's texting me a picture of her in a bikini and said she wasn't a "typical" 45-year old.

Amusing.

Is she hot?

I have no ****ing clue. She's in very good shape according to her one, small, blurry photo. But if she looks like badgranny, it's a no go.

lets see the picture.

Funny you should mention that. The only "issue" I had was getting into the parking lot this morning. Was at a complete stop and leaned a little too far to get my key card to the scanner to open the gate. Couldn't keep her up. Came down slow, but twisted my left knee pretty hard, twisted my right knee a little and think I may have broken my foot. In the least, it'll be a deep bruise. Gonna wait it out and see what it feels like tomorrow. If I need to I'll go visit the doc then.

No scratches or anything on the bike though. Lesson learned: put the kickstand down next time.

Otherwise, love the thing. Have ridden it every day since I bought it.

This is so sad. I was dating gals 10 years younger than yours :) Damn

She's not bad. Certainly nothing close to badgranny. Great body. We'll see. I'm going downtown anyway so, might as well bang her.

Foot got pinned between the concrete and the bike. For a moment, I actually thought I was going to have to call someone in the office to come help me get the bike off my foot.

:doh!:

Lets see it...

She sent it to my phone. Sorry.

You bumped this thread at a very interesting time, GoChiefs.

Yeah, I'm trying to make Kara jealous.

It wasn't a red bikini was it?

Looked like it was white.

LMAO:LOL:

Shift foot. And it wasn't that bad. I really expected it to be worse.

I'm meeting a really HOT 45yo cougar for gyros and potential coitus Monday.

Should be interesting. lol

Not as interesting as the time you drank a gallon of moonshine and thought the stallion over at the stable was giving you the lusty look. Come to think of it, isn't there a video of you taking that stallion's sheath by the hand? Pretty gross.

Did IIIIIIIIII do that?

http://blogs.theage.com.au/trashtalk...urkel_main.jpg

WTF?

GC you should wait until the bash. With TinyE wingmanning for you you will have a BJ and a threesome before we even go into the stadium.

If you actually get me laid I will be forever in your debt.

Haha, this woman is loaded.

Might be fun.

And considering we might all be in my car, I'm gonna say it won't be with me right now.

Damn, that was what I was counting on! :cuss:

TinyE's cunning plan is to get luv and I all liquored up.

What are you talking about I'm the one luv wants to meet.

There are several people going this year that I haven't gotten to met yet. I promise, if anyone messes with you, I won't let them touch your hair. :p

I wonder if there's a way to get the picture off my phone?

Why, do you want to make it a wallpaper?

It's tiny on my phone. Plus, people here want to see it.

You can email it to yourself from your phone if you can do that kind of thing.

Nope, I have a shitty phone.

Send it to me, and I can.

Yeah I just figured it out, actually.

Um. Now I'm a little scared. Oops.

http://i30.tinypic.com/im3yo6.jpg

Looks like.......Triple H.

Almost looks like a guy in the face.

Yeah...good thing I left the door open for a CANCELLATION.