This.

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umm....yeah you would. :D

:shake:

I had to.

I'm 1/4 lesbian.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Well, I guess the first thing to say is, well done.

I called bluffs, made empty threats, and you guys demolished me. Well done.

First, I apologize for being an ultra douche. I think the lesson I learned here was not to challenge people on this forum lol. I uh, certainly will not being doing that again.

Having said that. I would love to stay. Some times, just I need to be humbled, and I was. I slept on it, woke up feeling rejuvenated.

There wont be anymore stupid threads, or challenges from me. Well done.

All I ask is that if you do have public information about me, or my family that you do not post it any more, and also, if mods or someone could either delete out my personal stuff, specifically about my daughter, that would be great.

Again, well done on your guys parts....Im going to stay, I do love this site, and everything I got, I asked for, so no hard feelings on my end.

Well played CP. Well played.

ROFLROFLROFL

straight to the point! :clap:

Suck up! :D

Man I tried to warn you early on what some of these guys are capable of doing. I hope and imagine you have learned from this experience. If nothing else you let a lot of these guys have fun together which they hadn't done since before the "trade".

That is the best post you have ever made here. :thumb:

did he ever get that tattoo completed?

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Hope this is the lesson learned.

I missed most of this yesterday, but props for wearing it.

well shit....(am I really gonna do this??).....
umm....****....
OK...somebody tell me......(shit).....

why has Nickelback become such a huge joke? (ducking)

seriously....did they get caught sucking dicks or what?

I give you two weeks before going full douche again. History tends to repeat itself and it appears you have a nice long history of going full Billay.

This is never to say that im going to stop defending Alex Smith, and make people eat crow when he does well, but to say that anything I have ever done anywhere got to the level it got here yesterday, no, there is something about watching your entire past spread across a message board that wakes someone up.

But, I appreciate it.

Truth Hurts some times.

I concur.
Olivia Munn is seriously one of the top 3 sexiest chicks I've ever seen.
looks great with no makeup; probably a freak in the sack; appears to have a great personality.

I give her a 6.

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Does this mean that you aren't going to tell me about your wife's anus?

I believe that’s a yes but good luck getting him to post pictures of it.

why?




:D

That takes some big nuts man. Most guys just leave some "**** off" type message or "you're sick and deranged" type message and are never heard from again.

You mean they did the smart thing? :D

Could be. I can't decide if this dude is noble for eating crow and going on or dumb for not bailing the fugg out and trying again.

So the smart thing in your eyes, is to start shit, get destroyed, and run away?

You do know what they call that?

A Coward.........

And no, I am not going all douche, but you do have a special way of talking down to just about everyone........and I realize that you don't like me, and the feeling is mutual, but still. I may be a lot of things, stupid, arrogant, feisty, obsessed with mediocre qbs, but a coward isn't one of them. And im sure had I run away, you then would of called me a coward, or flipped it to make it an insult. So essentially there is no way to win with you, and honestly, im quite alright with that.

Sir.

:shake:

SIR!

You have crossed teh line and someones of latino nationality will be along shortly to show you and your belongings out to the curb.

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LMAO Alex Smith is your cocaine man. You'd rather cut off your right nut than not being able to discuss him on a message board. It's not noble, you would be sacrificing more by leaving than staying. You put your whole family out there so you could try to save face. That is weak and staying is weak. Staying is taking another hit of AS for you. Leaving this forum would be more difficult for you than staying. Nobody believed you were leaving no matter how much shit you took. You're soft.

I see we're now onto Round 3 of the drama. He's acting all contrite now, but just wait until Alice Smiff has one game where he doesn't completely shit his pants on every drive - then the real Maverick will reemerge.

Quit being a ****ing douche.

Football is my drug. We differ on what makes one soft.

That isn't an option. It is who he is. :rolleyes:

See my previous posts about my odd shaped testicles. They make most of my women go soft.

Why don't you get back to your unfunny funny schtick? LMAO

Yes we do and of that I'm damn proud.

By "go soft", do you mean "stress-eat until they're morbidly obese"? :D

I like em real plump and juicy....

Listen here you ginormous vagina. My unfunny funny schtick is quite funny. All you're doing right now is throwing some wood on the fire in hopes that you can get it to reignite so you can say you had a part in it.

Who is the one searching for validation here?

Furthermore, there is no possible way that your penor can make anybody break apart in mid air.

I've seen "I'm leaving forever" threads. People tend to think someone is much softer for not being able to put up with the BS than staying and owning it.

Basically, if he stays, then you're saying he's soft due to AS being his weakness. If he leaves, everyone else will think he's soft for running away. Damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. If I was one to care what other people think (and, well, my track history shows that I am), then I'd tend to agree with the majority and stay.

It's pretty obvious this fire is one that self ignites and doesn't require any fuel.

Yes, good. Go back to that.

You obviously made him laugh (hence the LMAO). Must have done something right.

Hamas and BigDaddy are badass for owning up to what they said they would do while KnowMo is as soft as butter.

I think he has pretty thick skin. Fine by me. If he can handle the shit he went through yesterday, he deserves to stay.

And with that I'm out.

Unfortunately I have to go to bed now...

I am seriously....

can I no longer like the song Hollywood?

Look at me, mommy....

The fact that you like the song Hollywood is terrifying to say the least.

Now I went to a Nickelback show and it was a lot like getting a hummer from a guy. Sure the music felt nice but when you looked around, you realized something was amiss. Then after it's done you whack em in the head for just doing that.

The Black Bob circle of obsession. Get your ass handed to you. Claim you've changed. Revert to shitting all over everything within weeks.

And....you have experience with this to draw the comparison?

He's okay with my odd testicles so he's alright by me.

I really can't relate to this post on any level.

Isn't it obvious? I let a gay guy give me head.

Like you've never given a guy head and got smacked right afterwards.

Good lord he wants more punishment?

Hopefully you learned a valuable lesson. Having your birthday in usernames is ****ing reeruned. You basically gave those guys the key to unraveling everything about you. You're lucky that the guys here just get off on shaming and exposing people. Other corners of the net would have a bunch of credit cards in your name already.

So what are you?

A chiefs fan or a jags fan?

From one fap artist to another, I'm rooting for the guy. I appreciate sexual deviance.

You have terrible taste in music.

How did he crawl? I figured he'd hop.

That's a sad story. That little lady broke his heart. I assumed you kicked him out or told him to hop along.


Hahahaa

Too late

Well, no.

Alright I'm done talking about gays. Let's talk about something here most can appreciate: the vagina.

I like it. What are your feelings?

Lol.

No. He was just sad because gay men didn't find him attractive due to his amputation. He had to leave because it was really killing the mood.

threads like this one really tell alot about the posters here at CP. Some just love to pile on. Some go a bit too far to dig shit up. I don't really have too much sympathy for the maverick guy. You post information that allows people to dig personal shit up, bad on you. It just says alot about the people that go ahead and dig that shit up.

The photoshopped wife stuff was pretty funny. Some of the other stuff a bit over the top. Now, the guy comes out with some humility, and some, like BCD, in typical fashion, can't take the high road, but has to be a complete asshole, as usual. Let the guy have a chance.

I could see that.

I'm going to post your profile from blacksonblondes.com

I don't know that I've even ever heard a Nickleback song.

As to Maverick, so the hell what if he reverts to being the dumbass douche.

Let him rise or fall, then deal with it.

white knighting a douche bag tells you a lot about a poster...

Only by Junkyard

Redtube is great about having nice full length free stuff. Are you guys even sure the dude is paying for anything? I'm not taking up for him. Could care less about the whole thing. Just sayin he may not be payin. Haha

This thread has lost its burst.

As a buddy of mine once said, "Hey! A mouth's a mouth!"

not white knighting a douche bag. If you read it again, I stated that it was his bad for posting pics and info. I also stated the photoshopping was pretty funny stuff. JFC, some of you ****s simply can't or fail to comprehend anything that isn't directly on your little brains one track. The guy was a douche, yes. Can we move on now?

No. As the French are fond of saying, "Now we move backward!"

In French, of course.

It's always the same ones that hop on any dogpile, too. Probably the same guys who wouldn't fight anybody in high school unless their friends outnumbered the dude 5 to 1.

well shit....
it's better than photograph. :D

just checking in.... any boobs yet?

Let's be honest here....lots of married guys still watch porn.

Well, lets be clear about something. The thing that has changed, is about me starting stupid threads like the 49ers cry baby thread. That has changed, me challenging people on this board to do what they must, that has changed. My views on football, and Alex Smith aren't going to change. So, for those who didn't like me because I like Alex Smith, are still going to hate me, and that's fine. If we all got along like that, this place would be dead....
I have never paid for Porn in my life. Joined a dating site? Absolutely, watched porn? Absolutely. But paid for porn? no......anyone who does, is stupid.....And this is a true story. A girl that I was dating in college, actually showed me that website.....
DUHHHHHHH. I would venture if you are in the typical marriage, your porn watching probably goes up unless you are stepping out on your wife.