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Katipan 08-24-2014 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 10845395)
I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?

This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help.

It's not real so he won't play with me.

But we play with hypotheticals all the time. This one is a little weird but a bunch of men seem to enjoy it. I think it's because even if some of these guys only get laid once a year, it makes this guy lower on the totem pole of male supremacy.

In theory.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 08-24-2014 06:27 AM

Best troll job since MV

loochy 08-24-2014 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10845421)
It's not real so he won't play with me.

But we play with hypotheticals all the time. This one is a little weird but a bunch of men seem to enjoy it. I think it's because even if some of these guys only get laid once a year, it makes this guy lower on the totem pole of male supremacy.

In theory.

No, it's just a complete spectacle. Getting laid isn't that hard but he's screwing things up on purpose. We are drawn in because this guy just doesn't make sense. I would think he's a mult troll, but he's pretty consistent and hasn't slipped up yet.

Titty Meat 08-24-2014 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10845703)
No, it's just a complete spectacle. Getting laid isn't that hard but he's screwing things up on purpose. We are drawn in because this guy just doesn't make sense. I would think he's a mult troll, but he's pretty consistent and hasn't slipped up yet.


Do a google search of his name you'll see Loochys statement is accurate. Unless this guy trolls everyboard for fun.

beach tribe 08-24-2014 10:11 AM

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Pasta Little Brioni 08-24-2014 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10845714)
Do a google search of his name you'll see Loochys statement is accurate. Unless this guy trolls everyboard for fun.

Vulture did. Hell we found that dude on a Dolphin board doing the same shit. Trolls be trollin.

xztop123 08-24-2014 03:22 PM

It's funny how you can categorize almost all human behavior as some kind of ape rationalization.

Here is a bunch of guys presented with a new personality type they have never encountered (a man openly admitting to having no success with women, usually even very ugly guys will play like they do fine)

and everyone is without recourse for how to react so its just "troll!!!"

ThaVirus 08-24-2014 03:24 PM

You're still talking?

loochy 08-24-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10846761)
It's funny how you can categorize almost all human behavior as some kind of ape rationalization.

Here is a bunch of guys presented with a new personality type they have never encountered (a man openly admitting to having no success with women, usually even very ugly guys will play like they do fine)

and everyone is without recourse for how to react so its just "troll!!!"

Personality? Dude you don't HAVE a personality. You go from message board to message board asking other dude's what kind of personality you should have.

Titty Meat 08-24-2014 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10846761)
It's funny how you can categorize almost all human behavior as some kind of ape rationalization.

Here is a bunch of guys presented with a new personality type they have never encountered (a man openly admitting to having no success with women, usually even very ugly guys will play like they do fine)

and everyone is without recourse for how to react so its just "troll!!!"

Just buy a pocket pussy

ghak99 08-24-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10846809)
Personality? Dude you don't HAVE a personality. You go from message board to message board asking other dude's what kind of personality you should have.

Your post made be curious...

**** you for making me Google it and mother**** you for how Nope Nope Nope the first post I clicked on was. :bolt:

loochy 08-24-2014 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 10847455)
Your post made be curious...

**** you for making me Google it and mother**** you for how Nope Nope Nope the first post I clicked on was. :bolt:

Lmao funny eh?

Bowser 08-24-2014 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 10845535)
Best troll job since MV

All kinds of this.

loochy 08-25-2014 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 10845535)
Best troll job since MV


Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123

This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182

Katipan 08-25-2014 06:11 AM

I've never seen you this naieve, loochy. Just last Christmas he trolled a penis stretching page. I don't care. People use the internet for weirder things than pure entertainment.

But I care about you sweet little loochy.

George Liquor 08-25-2014 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847686)
Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123

This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182

That settles it. He doesn't get laid because he is a creep.

loochy 08-25-2014 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10847687)
I've never seen you this naieve, loochy. Just last Christmas he trolled a penis stretching page. I don't care. People use the internet for weirder things than pure entertainment.

But I care about you sweet little loochy.

Yeah, so I didn't realize that the forum was about THAT. Yeesh. This guy is a nutcase.

I'm kind of afraid that he will turn into some kind of weird serial killer. Seriously.

TLO 08-25-2014 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847686)
Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123

This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182

Oh wow.

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847686)
Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123


This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182

WTF he choked that chick! LMAO

loochy 08-25-2014 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10847876)
WTF he choked that chick! LMAO

I know! His pickup move is to run up to some random and pretend to choke her, then he gives her a side hug...while wearing a stocking cap indoors with a t shirt.

LMAO

KC native 08-25-2014 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847913)
I know! His pickup move is to run up to some random and pretend to choke her, then he gives her a side hug...while wearing a stocking cap indoors with a t shirt.

LMAO

don't forget the sun glasses.

ghak99 08-25-2014 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10847876)
WTF he choked that chick! LMAO

She should have feared for her life and thrown antifreeze and lead all up in his serial killer look.

loochy 08-25-2014 10:46 AM

Maybe we should stop making fun of him now. It's just too weird and he's too damn creepy now.

eDave 08-25-2014 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10848062)
Maybe we should stop making fun of him now. It's just too weird and he's too damn creepy now.

This is some strange, strange shit for sure.

hometeam 08-25-2014 10:51 AM

I am slowly coming to grips that this is real.

This. is. real.

Let that shit sink in for a second CP.








Now.. don't you all feel better about your lives?

loochy 08-25-2014 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10848075)
Now.. don't you all feel better about your lives?

Yes and no.

Yes because I'm not him.

No because I'm kind of worried that I'll be hunted down and chopped up in little pieces.

Katipan 08-25-2014 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10848076)
Yes and no.

Yes because I'm not him.

No because I'm kind of worried that I'll be hunted down and chopped up in little pieces.

What is your favorite lotion?

loochy 08-25-2014 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10848087)
What is your favorite lotion?

i use this on my face

:shrug:

http://scene7.targetimg1.com/is/imag...id=410&hei=410

Katipan 08-25-2014 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10848091)

Do you fear cold, dark, wet places?

loochy 08-25-2014 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10848096)
Do you fear cold, dark, wet places?

Kind of.

xztop 123 fears warm, dark, wet places.

Katipan 08-25-2014 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10848099)
Kind of.

xztop 123 fears warm, dark, wet places.

Do you have a shapely chin and/or penis?

loochy 08-25-2014 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10848103)
Do you have a shapely chin and/or penis?

2/2

Katipan 08-25-2014 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10848105)
2/2

Please make sure you update your CP profile with an emergency contact.

loochy 08-25-2014 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10848108)
Please make sure you update your CP profile with an emergency contact.

http://img.pandawhale.com/91027-chri...everl-TvDO.gif

Perineum Ripper 08-25-2014 11:03 AM

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Iowanian 08-25-2014 11:05 AM

Anyone who would spend this much time trolling this topic, especially on multiple boards gives a way too realistic "rapey" vibe.

I hope all of the tons of girls you hit on have pepper spray and know about stomping the small bones in the feet, shin rakes, the eagle claw and groin strikes.

Rapey troll is rapey.

MagicHef 08-25-2014 11:06 AM

Let's look at the bright side of all of this. We know he's not reproducing.

Old Sport 08-25-2014 11:30 AM

I always just go for the best looking girl with the lowest self esteem.

loochy 08-25-2014 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Sport (Post 10848160)
I always just go for the best looking girl with the lowest self esteem.

ironically enough, that combination is very prevalent

srvy 08-25-2014 11:35 AM

I thought this guy was creepy from beginning. But I do think someone is trolling using this guys various social media accounts. Why because he states a lot about going out the weekends then posting some of the exact pics from social media pages that have posts much older than when he posts here. Shaved face and haircut pics are old in his SM accounts yet stated he did at our request.

Its a troll here but the guy in SM is one creepy dude that a profiler would red flag as potential serial stalker and possibly murderer. Guy seems to like to frequent where high profile athletes hang out and try hitting on woman they are talking to. Creepy to say the least.

SAUTO 08-25-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847686)
Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123

This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182

this guy is a serial killer, just whether he's given in to the urge already is the only question.


and the "hello im god please kiss my hand now" pick up line is totally ****ing stupid too.

KC native 08-25-2014 12:41 PM

So, who's going to take up his offer to observe him in action in Westport? That would immediately tell us if this is real (I think it is) or fake.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-25-2014 12:54 PM

He will be wearing a ginger skin suit after billay takes him milf hunting

KC native 08-25-2014 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10848384)
He will be wearing a ginger skin suit after billay takes him milf hunting

That would be a win/win scenario for everyone. Xztop would go to prison (and could get laid as much as he wants) and billay would be forever gone.

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10848422)
That would be a win/win scenario for everyone. Xztop would go to prison (and could get laid as much as he wants) and billay would be forever gone.

Classy post Paco

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10848119)
Anyone who would spend this much time trolling this topic, especially on multiple boards gives a way too realistic "rapey" vibe.

I hope all of the tons of girls you hit on have pepper spray and know about stomping the small bones in the feet, shin rakes, the eagle claw and groin strikes.

Rapey troll is rapey.

Nah this guy is forreal and rapey. Watch the video.

KC native 08-25-2014 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10848592)
Classy post Paco

Classy post for a classy poster.

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10848616)
Classy post for a classy poster.

More rage posts

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...s_130703c1.gif

eDave 08-25-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10848315)
So, who's going to take up his offer to observe him in action in Westport? That would immediately tell us if this is real (I think it is) or fake.

Probably should be an undercover cop.

KCUnited 08-25-2014 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10847686)
Dude, I kind of think it's not trolling. The guy really is that dumb. Look:


http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=xztop123

This MFer even took movies of himself:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/537182

I'm off to have an 8.5 and her friend squirt on me to wash the ghey off from that rsdnation site.

Easy 6 08-25-2014 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10848384)
He will be wearing a ginger skin suit after billay takes him milf hunting

ROFL thats it, lets go ahead and close this POS thread down.

SAUTO 08-25-2014 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10848805)
I'm off to have an 8.5 and her friend squirt on me to wash the ghey off from that rsdnation site.

I looked through a couple threads and could tell every one of them why they aren't getting laid.


they are all idiots and raging douchebags.

loochy 08-25-2014 03:55 PM

LMAO this turned up on google images:

http://i.imgur.com/SF1vLmi.gif

xztop123 08-25-2014 04:49 PM

I dont see why that;s funny.

If you saw the before on the street you'd think "guy who doesnt get laid but might be able to have a long term girlfriend if he's sweet and/or popular/rich"

the second is a guy you could imagine going to parties and having sex with cheerleaders

Easy 6 08-25-2014 04:54 PM

At first, I actually felt kinda bad for you.

I now realize that this whole thing is a huge pile of shit... get the **** outta here with this nonsense. No seriously, get the **** out.

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10848965)
I dont see why that;s funny.

If you saw the before on the street you'd think "guy who doesnt get laid but might be able to have a long term girlfriend if he's sweet and/or popular/rich"

the second is a guy you could imagine going to parties and having sex with cheerleaders

You look at guys and imagine them having sex?

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10848805)
I'm off to have an 8.5 and her friend squirt on me to wash the ghey off from that rsdnation site.

Pics or you're trolling

xztop123 08-25-2014 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10848972)
You look at guys and imagine them having sex?

Its quite easy and normal to profile a guy as either world of warcraft nerd vs Jock when you pass them on the street

xztop123 08-25-2014 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10848792)
Probably should be an undercover cop.

Yes God knows the worst thing that happens in westport is a short wimpy looking guy trying to find a girl :banghead:

Pasta Little Brioni 08-25-2014 04:59 PM

The before and after pics are ugly as ****.

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:04 PM

Who should I ask to have this thread deleted? You guys are making me out to sound a lot worse than I am. I just came here for help and offered to buy you a drink in westport. If I were a creepy I certainly wouldn't be revealing pictures or the offering of hanging out with you.

eDave 08-25-2014 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10848980)
Yes God knows the worst thing that happens in westport is a short wimpy looking guy trying to find a girl :banghead:

Dude, I saw just one video and it creeped me out. The one where you continued to follow her, camera rolling, through the mall.

If I were with you during that encounter, I'd cock block the shit out of you and I wouldn't even be trying.

Again, realize your place. I think you are trying to be in the show and you are not qualified to be in the show. Face it; bigger, stronger, alpha males have the advantage. Work around that. Pretty consistent advise here on how to do that.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-25-2014 05:08 PM

CPer sees the thread on the other board then trolls the **** outta this place vulture style. I am going with this since he is posting old pics pretending they just got taken.

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10848992)
Dude, I saw just one video and it creeped me out. The one where you continued to follow her, camera rolling, through the mall.

If I were with you during that encounter, I'd cock block the shit out of you and I wouldn't even be trying.

Again, realize your place. I think you are trying to be in the show and you are not qualified to be in the show. Face it; bigger, stronger, alpha males have the advantage. Work around that. Pretty consistent advise here on how to do that.

Thanks for the helpful post

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:11 PM

Frame size matters a lot... but being technically "strong" isn't that big of a deal, especially since the truly "STRONG" bodybuilder tier guys usually have hairloss or are over 30...

Easy 6 08-25-2014 05:18 PM

Frame size doesnt mean JACK, huge muskles dont mean JACK... not all girls are looking for some huge fitness freak.

A lot of women arent into bodybuilder types at all, they find it gross.

Some might date Big Poppa Pump and turn around and date the bookish guy, you cant pigeonhole women, you'll never know exactly what they want even if you've been together for 5 - 10 years.

Some women still actually do value personality and how well you match up with their interests, lifestyle etc.

This whole thing is stupid as hell, why am I even still posting lol.

loochy 08-25-2014 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10848965)
I dont see why that;s funny.

Seriously? :LOL:

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10849021)
Frame size doesnt mean JACK, huge muskles dont mean JACK... not all girls are looking for some huge fitness freak.

A lot of women arent into bodybuilder types at all, they find it gross.

Some might date Big Poppa Pump and turn around and date the bookish guy, you cant pigeonhole women, you'll never know exactly what they want even if you've been together for 5 - 10 years.

Some women still actually do value personality and how well you match up with their interests, lifestyle etc.

This whole thing is stupid as hell, why am I even still posting lol.

Frame means bones. Big frame = height and broad shoulders.

Please stop chiming in with you "means JACK" replies.

I have read the science on this crap

Hootie 08-25-2014 05:20 PM

how do you go on 100 dates and not get laid one time? Holy shit.

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:20 PM

There is no way for me to delete my own thread? Can I delete my account?

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10849029)
how do you go on 100 dates and not get laid one time? Holy shit.

Because im NOT CREEPY.

I'm somewhat waiting for a girl who really likes me or that I really like to take it slow with.

Certainly I could have had sex if I were desperate or super aggressive about it all.

George Liquor 08-25-2014 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849004)
Frame size matters a lot... but being technically "strong" isn't that big of a deal, especially since the truly "STRONG" bodybuilder tier guys usually have hairloss or are over 30...

I'm about 6'2 180lbs of almost no muscle. The girl I'm dating now is gorgeous, easily the prettiest girl I've ever dated. I'm the definition of average body.

No, no it doesn't matter.

xztop123 08-25-2014 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10849041)
I'm about 6'2 180lbs of almost no muscle. The girl I'm dating now is gorgeous, easily the prettiest girl I've ever dated.

No, not it doesn't matter.

Yes muscle does not matter much, although being muscular allows you to have a certain "Niche"

What matters is frame, meaning your skeleton size. Asian men = small frame

SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849031)
There is no way for me to delete my own thread? Can I delete my account?

No, you can't delete either...

Creepy mccreeperson
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SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849046)
Yes muscle does not matter much, although being muscular allows you to have a certain "Niche"

What matters is frame, meaning your skeleton size. Asian men = small frame

Watch your ****ing mouth weirdo.


I ain't got no small frame
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eDave 08-25-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 10849021)
Frame size doesnt mean JACK, huge muskles dont mean JACK... not all girls are looking for some huge fitness freak.

A lot of women arent into bodybuilder types at all, they find it gross.

Some might date Big Poppa Pump and turn around and date the bookish guy, you cant pigeonhole women, you'll never know exactly what they want even if you've been together for 5 - 10 years.

Some women still actually do value personality and how well you match up with their interests, lifestyle etc.

This whole thing is stupid as hell, why am I even still posting lol.

"My" point is that a chick who buys that PUA crap, or is too stupid to realize what is going on, wants the gym monkey.

That shit might work in a club but not in real life. OP needs to abandon that but it's far too late for that now. That is clear.

Easy 6 08-25-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10849027)
Frame means bones. Big frame = height and broad shoulders.

Please stop chiming in with you "means JACK" replies.

I have read the science on this crap

Your post MEANS JACK.

SAUTO 08-25-2014 05:27 PM

If the "science" that you read is written by the " instructors" on that site you should kill yourself.
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eDave 08-25-2014 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10849057)
Watch your ****ing mouth weirdo.


I ain't got no small frame
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO

Titty Meat 08-25-2014 05:28 PM

Alright **** it I live less than a mile from Westport. Let's go to Harpos it's 25 cent beer night.


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