Probably because you tried for a kiss after the ass to mouth.

It's easier when you're a pitcher. Ultimately I'm responsible for clean up.

I don't have a moral problem against it. I just can't get down with a guy I don't give a shit about. I don't want to see him naked. I don't want to know if he smells. I don't even care if he has a penis.

And I have been shit faced ****ed up drunk. And still...

I know what giving head means: to suck teh penis

I know what getting head means: to have thy penis sucked

Taking Head is a term I am unfamiliar with.....is it like "surprise buttsecks" so youre just sitting there chilling and then you forcibly jam your cock into someone's mouth?

I've always thought that hookers must be the most picky women about men. Look how many they test out in their search for Mr. Right. They're not just going to marry the first guy they dated in high school.

I don't know about Taking Head....
But I do know the Talking Heads.


Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it
Ever
Was...

You're smarter than I look...

Enjoy the Valtrex and long walks on the beach!!

You accept the act.
She offered her honor,
I honored her offer.
All night long it was on her and off her/ oldest one in the books

I thought

"Heres to honor.
If you can't cum in her, cum on her!"

Was the oldest one in the book. :D

I'm so stealing that one from you...

ooooh I have another one for you.

Ok so it's late at night. And for *whatever* reason, wife, job, dog, kids the guy in front of you says he's "gotta go." You smile softly and say "but how can you go if you haven't come?"

Might be creepier coming from you tho. :P

Respect to a female that has these drops.
You're success rate on that one would be at or near one hundred percent. Mine would be lower unless played just right.

Did you swallow?

:) if I ever run into you officer the drinks are all on me...

Fixed yo post.