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08-20-2004, 06:58 PM | #2 | |
The Dude Abides
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Location: Dakota Country
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Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?" Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes." JK, Jim.... |
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08-20-2004, 07:11 PM | #3 | |
Voodoo Chile
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08-20-2004, 07:20 PM | #4 | |
Feloniously Restrained
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: MO
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It's so hard to answer this, you are just a babe, and you still have your virginity, which is a pretty cool thing in my opinion. You probably ought to wait until marriage...etc etc. But if not, your first time really needs to be with someone you can trust. She has to feel comfortable with you. Don't come on too strong, yet don't be a weenie either. Girls that age are worried mostly about having sex with someone who is going to exploit them or make it dirty. Girls don't usually appreciate dirty sex til they are a little older. Heh. One time, I was at this guy's house and.... Nevermind, I am getting a little off the subject. She needs to know she can trust you. Seriously dude, if she wants to have sex, you will know, because the vibes will be obvious. If you make your move, and she starts screaming NO!, well, that's a good sign, you aren't getting laid. |
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08-20-2004, 07:22 PM | #5 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
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OK III, hold off, don't do it..... We can auction you off at the banquet to the Planeteer women, Yep, be the 1st to pop his nut, wadda ya think ?
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08-20-2004, 08:09 PM | #6 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:13 PM | #8 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:15 PM | #9 | |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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I don't know where you would have gotten that idea from..... |
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08-20-2004, 06:18 PM | #10 |
Will KC ever be better?
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks
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First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"
After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do. |
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08-20-2004, 06:19 PM | #11 | |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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This idea ought to go over well with many of the members. |
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08-20-2004, 06:22 PM | #12 |
Supporter
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Location: T-Town
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What? Nobody has mentioned the obvious? Ask Slayer.
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08-20-2004, 06:20 PM | #13 | |
The Dude Abides
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08-20-2004, 06:19 PM | #14 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
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your place or hers...
kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on.. later on if 'welcome kiss worked' music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course... or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told... |
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08-20-2004, 06:14 PM | #15 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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Well to me approaching her and seeing want to do it i feel like would get me a slap in a face.
What are some pointers some things i can do to make her wanna do with me ? |
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