Who is the hottest dude on the team?

[ThaVirus]

For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.

This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.

This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you.

[smithandrew051]

I voted for Mike Pennel

[lewdog]

McDuffie, Kelce or Butker for sure. They are really the only three choices.

[BWillie]

McDuffie or Kelce I would imagine.

Definitely isnt Mahomes

But its difficult to judge guys looks if ur not a polesmoker

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by TLO

Virus gonna pick the fattest white dude on the team lmao

Why do you think I put Creed on my pole, I mean, poll?

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by lewdog

McDuffie, Kelce or Butker for sure. They are really the only three choices.

I bet Noah Gray pulled a lot of pussy at Duke before he got tied down

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by RunKC

I bet Noah Gray pulled a lot of pussy at Duke before he got tied down

He's not a the poll so good spot. He can be your gay adopt a Chief though.

[Buehler445]

Wife says Kelce.

[Pepe Silvia]

Butker I guess.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Wife says Kelce.

Mine said the same.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Wife says Kelce.

How fast was her answer? Did she look at the options and mull them over, or did you say, "Honey, who's the hottest -", and she screamed "Kelce!" before you could finish the sentence?

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Wish I could see their meat because it would help gauge the attractiveness level

Something tells me Chris Jones is your man

[Rainbarrel]

I hear they call Leo "Cant hook Johnson." Not because he wears plaid flannel and keeps an axe in his truck

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.

I think this puts you at greater risk of cordyceps driving you around like a meat suit.

I’ll be keeping my eye on you.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

I’d like to be a good sport here, but try as I might, I just can’t find any dude “hot”. I’m regretfully out on this one.

Sounds like something a gay dude still in the closet would say to avoid rousing suspicion

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by lewdog

McDuffie, Kelce or Butker for sure. They are really the only three choices.

Excuse me, have you SEEN Mike Pennel?!?

In all seriousness, I think those three would get the most votes from the general population.

McDuffie’s pretty as hell and I think he’s got grey eyes or something, Kelce is obviously tall and probably the most classically handsome on the team, and Butker’s look and style is always well put together.

Though I did see a video of Pacheco on Facebook during the playoffs and was surprised by the number of middle aged Midwestern moms who were thirsting over him. He is a handsome dude and his skin is basically perfect, nary a blemish on his face. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.