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02-23-2004, 12:58 AM | #2 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: NYC/Toronto/Mexico
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02-23-2004, 09:40 AM | #3 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
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02-23-2004, 11:20 AM | #4 |
AIC
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: West Roxbury, MA
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I dont know if this girl has anything or not, but the way my life goes it's almost a sure thing that she gave me HIV or something........I feel like killing myself
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02-23-2004, 11:25 AM | #5 | |
Flop = Man of Steel!!
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: independence
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seriously, all this is just a tad premature... just go get tested for std's and then in 90 days, get retested for hiv, and that'll be the end of it... in the meantime, stop worrying so much and of course, be sure to use high-quality condoms from now on... |
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09-28-2013, 04:52 PM | #6 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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Apparently this is the very first positive rep I ever gave out. Interesting.
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02-22-2004, 05:56 PM | #7 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!
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02-22-2004, 05:58 PM | #8 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Would you hit it if you were sober?
Go get tested if your scared. |
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02-22-2004, 06:06 PM | #9 |
World's finest morphius
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I can't even pretend to relate.
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02-22-2004, 07:12 PM | #10 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: floating in a tin can
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There is something biblical about cutting off the part of your body that offends you (or causes you to sin).
So you have to choose between cutting off your hand, which hoisted all those drinks to your face - or cutting off your winkie, which led you into a bad situation with a skank. If you decide to do both, better do your winkie first, cause that might be hard to do with just one hand. |
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02-22-2004, 07:32 PM | #11 | |
Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado
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"Being drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life young man" Dean Wormer to Flounder - Animal House. |
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02-22-2004, 07:37 PM | #12 | |
Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me. Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years.... |
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02-22-2004, 08:37 PM | #13 | |
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Location: Kansas City, MO
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02-22-2004, 08:39 PM | #14 | |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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02-22-2004, 08:46 PM | #15 |
The Master
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Marion, IA
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Speaking of sluts, I have spoken before of my neighbor who got the mail order bride from South America. She came here just to take him for his money and thought not giving it up would give her some leverage. She covered it with some crap about her son not being used to sleeping alone. After they broke up this illegal alien is doing anything to make money. She stole his gold collection and he can't recoup it because it is now theirs. She does other things like return things after they were on sale to get more money for the return. She has been looking for another sucker to latch on to, but times are tough. Latest news is that she is now a $20 hooker turning tricks with the Mexicans she knows.
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