-- I shat at Kohl's today

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Originally Posted by scho63

I wish I made it to Kohls.....I shat my pants at a convenience store checkout earlier today. Luckily I sensed the fart had some moisture and clamped down as quickly as possible to limit the damage.

Wetness made it to my shorts and the dark blue navy color kept my secret safe.....

All those $100 lunches can't be good for your bowels.