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Old 07-18-2014, 05:36 PM   #2
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Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

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Old 07-13-2014, 11:55 AM   #3
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Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only
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Old 07-13-2014, 11:55 AM   #4
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I know all you faygs want to see a pic but nobody wants to be the one to ask. I'm texting the tranny now trying to get some pics. Or at least add him/her on facebook to get access
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Old 07-13-2014, 11:57 AM   #5
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Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:00 PM   #6
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Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?
"Copulation" is such a clinical term. In this case, I'd call it butt ****ing.
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:01 PM   #7
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Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?
We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:05 PM   #8
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We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.
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Old 07-13-2014, 01:00 PM   #9
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We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.
For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.



I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .
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Old 07-13-2014, 02:59 PM   #10
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For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.



I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .
I was thinking the same thing, this may well be a big swing for the thread making fences, a HOC bid from the noob.

But what if its true and he actually just found a big swing?
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Old 07-13-2014, 04:36 PM   #11
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For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.



I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .

"too drunk and horny to care" doesn't mean "I was so wasted that I had no idea what was going on"

I was fully aware of what was before me, and at that point had enough liquor in me and had blue balls to the point where I was going to screw this hot she/he regardless.
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Old 07-13-2014, 11:57 AM   #12
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Was this only a one night stand?
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Old 07-13-2014, 11:58 AM   #13
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Was this only a one night stand?
What does furniture have to do with this? Please stay focused.
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:02 PM   #14
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Was this only a one night stand?
yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs


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Were you shocked that you pulled a tranny out of Hamburger Mary's?

Did he at least wear lipstick for you?
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Old 07-13-2014, 12:03 PM   #15
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yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs
Thank you for taking one for CP.
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