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Old 02-22-2004, 08:41 PM   #2
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1. Physically take this person somewhere they can get the "morning after pill" and watch them take it.

2. Learn from your experience.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:22 PM   #3
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:57 AM   #4
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Ignorance is not the answer to the question....



That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.

Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years....
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:43 PM   #5
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I just had sex with some slut

...sex with a slut like her...

Sounds like you're the slut.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:49 PM   #6
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Sounds like you're the slut.
Excellent point
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:23 PM   #7
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:37 PM   #8
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After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:52 PM   #9
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After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:58 PM   #10
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on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)
Hence I said operational, and not "fully" operational.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:33 PM   #11
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:38 PM   #12
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First the women can't handle him.

Now he's got to have Custom build Goodyear condoms.


Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:27 AM   #13
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Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?
Nah......the G/F can't get pregnant. The only time I ever use one is for "her pleasure." If you follow....

And by 100x I meant condom broke/rode it bearback...Get drunk, forget to sack your groceries and hit it anyway. Really, I should probably have a damned WOMD lab growing in me. I honestly don't know how I don't...

Anyway, point is, go get yourself tested. BLOOD tested (that fuggen 5 foot Q-tip hurts like a mother****er!... ) and don't worry about it until you have a reason to....
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:52 PM   #14
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Old 02-22-2004, 09:06 PM   #15
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