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| View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
| Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. |
   
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72 | 59.50% |
| My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. |
  
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3 | 2.48% |
| I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. |
  
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28 | 23.14% |
| I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option |
  
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4 | 3.31% |
| I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. |
  
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14 | 11.57% |
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12-19-2014, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
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My wife tells me she'd blow me more if I'd stop ripping the most heinous farts known to man around her 24/7. I just get too much joy out of decimating the air any chance I get.
These things sound like a cross between deer bleats and thunder and smell like raw sewage. Can't saw that I blame her, but I'm not going to cut out the farting. It's one of my favorite things in the world to take a lovely, serene week-night living room and turn it into some sort of dumpster/swamp/roadkill center. |
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