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Old 09-11-2005, 08:15 AM  
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Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally
OMFG - after staying up until 4:00 a.m. farting around on the computer, I was rudely awakened by the burglar alarm about ten minutes ago. Grabbed the .38 and charged downstairs to find the door to the garage slightly ajar. Cocked the .38, pulled the door open. Nothing there.

My wife hadn't checked to make sure the door was closed when she activated the alarm, and one of the cats had pawed the door open. It's happened before.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Shit.



So I've had four hours of sleep, my ears are still ringing from the alarm and the gunshot, I just shot up my own fucking house, and no way am I going to be able to go back to sleep now.

Sure hope my day improves with a Chiefs victory.

That is all.

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Old 09-11-2005, 08:17 AM   #2
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You have a panty door? Hm, what happens in there?
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:17 AM   #3
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:17 AM   #4
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:18 AM   #5
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Now why did you shoot a hole in your wall? That was a silly thing to do.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:19 AM   #6
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You have a panty door? Hm, what happens in there?
Nice typo.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:19 AM   #7
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:19 AM   #8
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:20 AM   #9
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You know if the Chiefs play really well today, you may have to shoot a hole in the wall before every game. You know for good luck.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:21 AM   #10
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You know if the Chiefs play really well today, you may have to shoot a hole in the wall before every game. You know for good luck.
I think we may have to take turns on that one.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:22 AM   #11
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those freaking shadows on the wall creep me out too... i used a shotgun last time
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:24 AM   #12
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I have to say, if you would have shot the cat and/or wife you could have fixed the problem permanantly.

A warning shot might be warranted, though.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:24 AM   #13
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:29 AM   #14
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you need to take a weapons safety course if you plan on running around like a bandit with a loaded gun. jesus man, a gun should never accidently go off.
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:29 AM   #15
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Get your wife to give you a blow job....that should change the karma.
She's actually pretty pissed at me right now for shooting up the kitchen.
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