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Old 05-19-2014, 05:11 PM   #2
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I call bullshit. I had to drink a gallon of that lemony shit, 30 minutes tops and you're shitting your pants.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:13 PM   #3
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I call bullshit. I had to drink a gallon of that lemony shit, 30 minutes tops and you're shitting your pants.
It could take up to 2 hours.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:26 PM   #4
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He should just take out his plug.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #5
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #6
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Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
oh don't worry, you will shit. Actually you won't do a conventional crap, it will be more like diarrhea on steroids.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:31 PM   #7
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:32 PM   #8
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:38 PM   #9
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:38 PM   #10
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Epsom salt works for me everytime.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:39 PM   #11
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Epsom salt works for me everytime.
Magnesium citrate has essentially the same effect (Epsom salts are actually magnesium sulfate) and it tastes a bit better.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:38 PM   #12
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:43 PM   #13
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:46 PM   #14
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Is it from the pain pill?
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:47 PM   #15
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Is it from the pain pill?
I guess. At this point if I can deal with the pain tonight I'm going to sleep without it.
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