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Old 03-10-2020, 01:38 PM  
threebag threebag is offline
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**** ChiefsPlanet Coronavirus 2020 Infection and Tales****

This is the Official Scorecard of the WuFlu, Coronavirus, COVID-19 or other shit.

Since the next best thing since sliced bread or Chiefs Super Bowl Victories is making its way across the globe. This is a more personal thread to monitor who, when, where, how and other related shit. If you are prepping, what’s your plan of attack? Toilet Paper-face masks or Face masks-Toilet Paper? If you are just scrubbing your hands and singing an endless loop of Happy Birthday, what soap are you using? Grab your collective asses and hold on. Bleach your keyboards and offer up the best ya got.
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:10 PM   #76
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hasn’t even hit this state yet
Lotta benefits of living in rural areas.
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:11 PM   #77
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Fair enough. If you start working on coming up with a cure, call me up I'll pay to watch you.
Drinking Antifreeze cures a lot of things..
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:11 PM   #78
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My daughter's girls go to Europe trip looking dismal. I told her not to go last year. Who the hell goes to Europe before getting a job? LOL
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:18 PM   #79
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RETAIL REPORT:

Toilet Paper is gone. Cleaning supplies are about wiped out.
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:20 PM   #80
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so, if someone passes you a doob, i guess you're supposed to just say no?
asking for a friend.
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:36 PM   #81
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Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:52 PM   #82
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Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
Hop in the shower. Problem solved.

Toilet paper is way to valuable to wipe your ass with.
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:54 PM   #83
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Hop in the shower. Problem solved.

Toilet paper is way to valuable to wipe your ass with.
This.

I’m putting all my extra TP (and there’s a LOT) up on eBay and making bank!
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Old 03-12-2020, 03:56 PM   #84
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Damnit! I just took a dump and it was one of those that requires many wipes. I kept wiping and it kept being dirty. I DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL OF MY TP! GRRR!


This would probably be a good time to eat a lot of cheese and cut back on water consumption.
People laughed at us for putting in Bidet, suck it losers.

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Old 03-12-2020, 03:57 PM   #85
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This.

I’m putting all my extra TP (and there’s a LOT) up on eBay and making bank!
Took all the guns out of my safes and put the TP in.
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Old 03-12-2020, 04:13 PM   #86
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Baby wipes.. works better than TP...
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Old 03-12-2020, 04:15 PM   #87
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Baby wipes.. works better than TP...
Unless you live on a spetic.

I guess if it comes to that, they will go on a burn pile.

(Actual conversation had with the wife)
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Old 03-12-2020, 06:32 PM   #88
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think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ?
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Old 03-12-2020, 06:43 PM   #89
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think the whole things a bunch of crap created to dump the economy so they can kick don outta office, that being said this is a cold people, a friggin cold ! why not go hysterical over the real flu thats killed thousands this year ?
"Colds" don't require a ventilator in order to survive, neither do most flu's.

This virus is deadly because no country in the world is prepared for tens of thousands of infected people, let alone millions, who would require a hospital bed and a ventilator in order to survive this virus.

That's why everything is being cancelled - less exposure will help to contain the virus, somewhat.
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Old 03-12-2020, 06:48 PM   #90
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Panic buying has officially hit central Iowa. Costco didn't have a single roll of TP in the building or most cleaning-sanitizing items.


I'm not dying of the Kung flu.


Everybody was Kung flu fighting.
Smart people would buy stock in toilet paper companies right now.
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