The beer me factor for skip town

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "fuck THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY fuckING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass.

Atta boy, i love to see othersgo clockwork hooligan.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

When dude got stood up... and they realized he had a broken tooth, people felt the need to chastise me...

My drunken rage led to much yelling to the effect of... "fuck THAT GUY! HE STOLE MY fuckING BEER! SEND HIM OVER HERE, I'LL BREAK THE REST OF HIS TEETH!"

It's a good thing no one complied with my request. That guy would've whipped my ass .

You are definitely one of a kind.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

You are definitely one of a kind.

I forgot, this is the smack thread not the compliment thread, Man I must really be a dumass.

Fug you Delt, you wouldn't put my ass down in the first place, and since it was 2 on one, my buddy usually packs a glock.

Since we are tellin stories, let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. My buddy is ready to blow the whole thing off but his women is agging him into doing something.

Out of phase: From the top, the bus is going down to the parking lot and these guys, thinking they are smart like you, clandestinely throw the water gun out the window of the bus so on the way back up the hill they would grab it. Figuring we wouldn't know about it. My friend could give a fug, its just a water gun?? But his girl is saying, go get those guys. So we go back up the road, one way in one way out form the parking and beat these guys to the top of the hill.

They see us and are being coy, and say to my buddy, "DUUUUDE, nice HUMMER." Thats it, thats all my friend can take, he drives the Hummer off the curb and pins them into the curb of the street where they can't move, says to them, "Wheres my fuggin water gun?!!"

Lamely they deny they stole it, then he pulls up the shirt just a bit and exposes the glock and says "NOW MUTHA FUGGER< WHERES MY GUN!" The squirt gun comes flying out of the car.

He says, thats what I thought, then we drive off. This is one of those high powerd squirt guns that looks like an air pump and can shoot a stream of water about 20 yards. Value=20 bucks, but you don't fug with my friend.

But if you want to do it mono a mono, dat be kool.
There, ya feel better?

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

let me tell you the time some drunk fug like you decided to swipe our water gun on the shuttle bus back from the river. p

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.

Quit pimping yourself pussy, your in the smack zone. You gotta keep your eye on the balls like tk.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I kept expecting it sometime down the road.

He never saw me since I hit him from behind... but, someone HAD to have told him who it was that hit him. Sometime my last semester of school I was sitting at the bar and he walked up next to me to order a beer. Just started shooting the shit like he didn't know who I was. After that whenever we saw each other in the bar we'd talk for awhile. Guy would buy a pitcher of beer sometimes even.

I was paranoid he was setting me up. That someday when I least expected it he was gonna whip my ass. I was really suspicious the time he invited me to an after-party. I thought for sure when I walked in I was gonna get jumped by 10 dudes or something.

Never happened, tho.

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending.

[KC Dan]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending.

Glad for all of our sakes that the story is over!

[KC Dan]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm just gonna tell another one.

i know...i know...

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm just gonna tell another one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm just gonna tell another one.

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Nice story, glad for your sake it had a happy ending.

You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!

Are you calling me some kinda pillowbiter or something? FUG you man, I mean, other than the Little house on the prairie thing, I am a tough guy, NO REAlly.

You see, I don't have to bring other people down to compensate for my lack of spaghetti, actually, it is the other way arround. I feel compassion and try to lift others up to my level.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Are you calling me some kinda pillowbiter or something? FUG you man, I mean, other than the Little house on the prairie thing, I am a tough guy, NO REAlly.

You see, I don't have to bring other people down to compensate for my lack of spaghetti, actually, it is the other way arround. I feel compassion and try to lift others up to my level.

I got news for ya paly, lifting people into basement isn't a lifetime achievement award Mr. water pistol.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

You like happy endings don't you? YEA YOU DO!!!

Yes, this being a Chiefs fan better have a fuggin happy ending because I am gettin old.

You should have said, happy ENDing.

then it would have been a double entendre.