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OldTownChief · 03-03-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

warpaint is obviously a lonely teenager with an acne problem and a blistered thimble.

I don't think you could score on William Hung in a dance fight.

Oh No Chil'ren.......You've been served!?

It's an honor to finally witness, first hand a beatdown of one of our countrys "special" ones.

Iowanian, you're my hero.

Spicy McHaggis · 03-03-2005, 03:39 PM

is he banned yet?

go bo · 03-03-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SaintMcManus

is he banned yet?

looks like it...

it's too bad in a way, because we were just getting started...

**CosmicPal** · 03-03-2005, 04:08 PM

Looks like our warpaint dude made the news this afternoon. No wonder he was such a class act today:

OVERLAND PARK, KS Warpaint99's (13) attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon’s table yesterday.

Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Overland Park, Kansas resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours.

After failing to remove the foreign body, an embarrassed WarPaint99 decided to seek medical help and checked into the emergency ward of Shawnee Mission Hospital in the evening.

“I have never come across such a case in the last 12 years of my experience,” said Dr Bharati Karat, the on duty chief medical officer.

Karat said that warpaint99 was initially reluctant to reveal his ailment but later spoke of his situation to a male intern who examined him and came away shocked at his find.

“We decided to cut the nut, but the metal was too thick. The case was later referred to the surgeons,” said on duty assistant medical officer Dr Gopal Mahajan.

warpaint99 gives his statement to police at Shawnee Mission hospital yesterday. The picture was taken secretly from a distance, hence the poor quality The surgeon said, “The nut was so tight that it caused a severe swelling on the organ due to which the blood supply to that part of the anatomy was stopped. It took us almost two hours to get the nut out. Had the patient delayed admission by few hours, we would have had to amputate the organ, as the affected area may have developed gangrene.”

warpaint99 told the doctors that he desired to prolong sexual pleasure and hence inserted the nut.

“This is a case of sexual perversion,” said Dr Mahajan. Another doctor said that while body piercing in delicate areas of the human anatomy had become a fad, the consequences could be alarming.

The matter was later handed over to the Overland Park police, who visited the hospital to record warpaint99’s statement.

“We wanted to know if someone else had inserted the metal or he had committed the act himself. We will register the matter in our station dairy,” said the on duty police officer.

Mark M · 03-03-2005, 04:31 PM

Wow -- looks like Packfan got a new ID ...

I guess he finally fished his keyboard out of the fry vat.

MM
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OldTownChief · 03-03-2005, 04:45 PM

Even though this thread ended on a sad note with the bannage of one of CP's "special" ones, It's still classic material.

Ultra Peanut · 03-03-2005, 04:57 PM

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warpaint99
Banned

Bahahahaha.

airportis · 03-04-2005, 12:49 AM

http://www.off-tackle.com/forums

htismaqe · 03-04-2005, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by airportis

http://www.off-tackle.com/forums

WTF is that?

**Saulbadguy** · 03-22-2005, 07:24 AM

You know whats funny.. Warpaint was actually right..

**Iowanian** · 01-24-2006, 03:44 PM

something just doesn't feel right about having a gochiefs thread representing the HoC.

Hammock Parties · 01-27-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

something just doesn't feel right about having a gochiefs thread representing the HoC.

Oh hell no.

dacoolman88 · 02-04-2006, 02:17 PM

dont get it

Wrasse · 03-03-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm starting to wonder if warpaint understands the definition of pedophile.

Yea. I don't think the word means what he thinks it means.

That or it's just his signature/handle or a plea to the mods to change his login ID.

Wrasse.

03-03-2005, 03:39 PM	#3
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03-03-2005, 04:08 PM	#5
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. CosmicPal's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL	Looks like our warpaint dude made the news this afternoon. No wonder he was such a class act today: OVERLAND PARK, KS Warpaint99's (13) attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon’s table yesterday. Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Overland Park, Kansas resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours. After failing to remove the foreign body, an embarrassed WarPaint99 decided to seek medical help and checked into the emergency ward of Shawnee Mission Hospital in the evening. “I have never come across such a case in the last 12 years of my experience,” said Dr Bharati Karat, the on duty chief medical officer. Karat said that warpaint99 was initially reluctant to reveal his ailment but later spoke of his situation to a male intern who examined him and came away shocked at his find. “We decided to cut the nut, but the metal was too thick. The case was later referred to the surgeons,” said on duty assistant medical officer Dr Gopal Mahajan. warpaint99 gives his statement to police at Shawnee Mission hospital yesterday. The picture was taken secretly from a distance, hence the poor quality The surgeon said, “The nut was so tight that it caused a severe swelling on the organ due to which the blood supply to that part of the anatomy was stopped. It took us almost two hours to get the nut out. Had the patient delayed admission by few hours, we would have had to amputate the organ, as the affected area may have developed gangrene.” warpaint99 told the doctors that he desired to prolong sexual pleasure and hence inserted the nut. “This is a case of sexual perversion,” said Dr Mahajan. Another doctor said that while body piercing in delicate areas of the human anatomy had become a fad, the consequences could be alarming. The matter was later handed over to the Overland Park police, who visited the hospital to record warpaint99’s statement. “We wanted to know if someone else had inserted the metal or he had committed the act himself. We will register the matter in our station dairy,” said the on duty police officer.
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03-03-2005, 04:31 PM	#6
Mark M What time is it? Mark M's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ...	Wow -- looks like Packfan got a new ID ... I guess he finally fished his keyboard out of the fry vat. MM ~~
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03-03-2005, 04:45 PM	#7
OldTownChief Bobble Taco OldTownChief's Avatar Join Date: May 2004	Even though this thread ended on a sad note with the bannage of one of CP's "special" ones, It's still classic material.
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03-22-2005, 07:24 AM	#11
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