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Old 07-23-2018, 09:26 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 31 - Pennywise versus digger
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Ice skating rink, both of you on skates
Starting Distance - 82 feet

Pennywise

Main Weapon - Bowie knife
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist

digger

Main Weapon - Battle Axe
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 15 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:23 AM   #16
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Yep. The pit bull is trained to obey whoever is holding its leash.
Is Pennywise able to cut the leash with his bowie knife? That dog is going to be a huge issue for him.
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:30 AM   #17
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Is Pennywise able to cut the leash with his bowie knife? That dog is going to be a huge issue for him.
With or without the dog, he's toast.
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:59 AM   #18
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This swings it for me. A dog on ice attached to your wrist is probably more of a liability than an asset. Since dog is “welded” to him going to assume he can’t simply cut him loose.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:01 AM   #19
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Wielding a battle axe on skates is a lot harder than you might think.

Now I have to decide if the dog is enough of a hindrance to prevent one good quick stab with a Bowie knife.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:03 AM   #20
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Wielding a battle axe on skates is a lot harder than you might think.
Know from experience?
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:08 AM   #21
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Wielding a battle axe on skates is a lot harder than you might think.

Now I have to decide if the dog is enough of a hindrance to prevent one good quick stab with a Bowie knife.
Meh. When he goes down skate over. Turn the skates sideways and deliver the blow.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:30 AM   #22
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The bigger question is who hasn't wielded a battle axe on ice skates!
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Old 07-23-2018, 12:18 PM   #23
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The bigger question is who hasn't wielded a battle axe on ice skates!
If it's harder than using a halberd on ice skates, I want no part of it.
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Old 07-23-2018, 04:58 PM   #24
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Pennywise wins.
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Old 07-23-2018, 05:00 PM   #25
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Pennywise wins.

That dog seems to have it all figured out.
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:21 PM   #26
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An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist.
If the dog it trained on ice, the dog pulls him down. If the dog is not trained on ice, the dog pulls him down. Battle Axe wins.
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:25 PM   #27
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Is Pennywise able to cut the leash with his bowie knife? That dog is going to be a huge issue for him.
Rain Man, I need a ruling here. One of these guys life depends on it.
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:26 PM   #28
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:28 PM   #29
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And I think I'm leaning Pennywise. The dog will be a pain in the ass for him, especially if it gets spooked, but how many swings is digger going to be able to get on skates with a battle axe? At least Pennywise can maybe duck the first swing, get in as close as he can, and start jabbing away with that Bowie knife.....
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Old 07-23-2018, 07:19 PM   #30
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And I think I'm leaning Pennywise. The dog will be a pain in the ass for him, especially if it gets spooked, but how many swings is digger going to be able to get on skates with a battle axe? At least Pennywise can maybe duck the first swing, get in as close as he can, and start jabbing away with that Bowie knife.....
Easier than swinging her:
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