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Old 07-23-2018, 09:26 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 31 - Pennywise versus digger
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Ice skating rink, both of you on skates
Starting Distance - 82 feet

Pennywise

Main Weapon - Bowie knife
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist

digger

Main Weapon - Battle Axe
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 15 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:27 AM   #2
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The more I look at this scenario, the more I want to see it in real life.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:27 AM   #3
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Someone is going to end up killing themselves in this match.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:30 AM   #4
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This one could be very close. I need to know...
  • Ice skating skills of each participant
  • Ice skating skills of the pit bull
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:30 AM   #5
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Digger's first axe swing has to be at the dog or he's toast. He won't be able to swing twice on ice skates, Pennywise wins
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:40 AM   #6
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Is the angry pit bull comfortable with Pennywise? If not, I'd say he's 100% toast. I'm saying he's toast either way, though.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:43 AM   #7
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Pitbull on ice will pull Pennywise down, Axe for the win.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:44 AM   #8
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Is the angry pit bull comfortable with Pennywise? If not, I'd say he's 100% toast. I'm saying he's toast either way, though.
The last time this one came up, the pit bull is trained to obey the commands of the person it is attached to.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:45 AM   #9
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The last time this one came up, the pit bull is trained to obey the commands of the person it is attached to.
This might have changed my vote, but oh well.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:48 AM   #10
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:50 AM   #11
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The last time this one came up, the pit bull is trained to obey the commands of the person it is attached to.
Yep. The pit bull is trained to obey whoever is holding its leash.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:52 AM   #13
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Yep. The pit bull is trained to obey whoever is holding its leash.
That's all well and good, but have you ever seen a dog on ice?

He's gonna be dragging a big damn terrified dog around. Really, it's a coin flip as to which guy kills himself first, but that dog is such a massive problem for the guy stuck with it that I'm going with Digger.
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Old 07-23-2018, 10:18 AM   #15
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Growing up I was always more of a twin dagger, dual-wielded sword kind of guy, but the older I get the more I see the appeal in the battle axe.

Like, if I was transported to some gladiatorial arena and there's a wall with every known medieval weapon for my taking, I think I'd probably grab a katana or a battle axe at this point. Come out swinging like one of my Viking ancestors.
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