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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #2
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you wish a guy would treat you that good Big Guy?? Anton may be around here somewhere.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #3
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
So, you are sayin'...."Ya Wanna Scrog?" doesn't work anymore?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #4
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.


Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:35 PM   #5
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Whoa, whoa... wait. Roy jr. is 20??? Hell, man you should have had this all figured out years ago. I assumed you were like 16. I thought we were corrupting you.

Hell, we're just getting you up to speed.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:37 PM   #6
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Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !
I'd like to enroll too. Is there a "lab section" where we get to practice the theories we are taught in class with the teacher?
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:23 PM   #7
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Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !
There's a class? Could you send me an enrollment form? Maybe things have changed since the 50's.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:39 PM   #8
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.



Print this out to use as a cheat sheet through the date.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:37 PM   #9
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.

As others have mentioned, print this out and study it like it's a cheat sheet for the entry into paradise.
One other suggestion, you might actually practice what you are going to say. Say it out loud. Make sure the way it sounds when you say it comes across as very honest and sincere!
Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.
If everything works out ok you won't be able to slap the smile off of your face for about a week. Good luck.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:46 PM   #10
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As others have mentioned, print this out and study it like it's a cheat sheet for the entry into paradise.
One other suggestion, you might actually practice what you are going to say. Say it out loud. Make sure the way it sounds when you say it comes across as very honest and sincere!
Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.
If everything works out ok you won't be able to slap the smile off of your face for about a week. Good luck.
No shit, Stumppy, Jenny is pure gold ain't she? I wish I'd known someone like her when I was 18.
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:27 PM   #11
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Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.
Just don't lay it on too thickly.... If she's not an attractive woman, chances are that she is well aware of it. If you're going on and on about how great she looks, she'll see right through that crap. A subtle compliment is sometimes more effective than bullshit anyway. If she smells like she just got done with a 10k, don't comment on her perfume. Hold your breath and dive.
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:40 PM   #12
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
I should note at this point that I'm more of a visual learner.
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:46 PM   #13
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I should note at this point that I'm more of a visual learner.


Pick up a porno mag . It should be of some help.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:24 PM   #14
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
And you haven't Boned her, yet; Roy Sr.....we need to talk, man.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM   #15
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And you haven't Boned her, yet; Roy Sr.....we need to talk, man.


Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me !
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