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09-17-2001, 11:11 AM | #2 |
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I had every opportunity to become a public figure and I've rebuked each one.
I've long had an aversion to having my bodily functions discussed anywhere outside my presence - and this is a prime example of why I chose the lesser known path. Shame on you, Bob Dole. Can't a man flatuate in privacy without it appearing in the headlines? Betcha you could make $1000 by selling this story to the Globe.... |
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09-17-2001, 11:12 AM | #3 |
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That is a great story...
Is he as whimpy looking in person as he looks on TV? |
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09-17-2001, 11:15 AM | #4 |
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So you were on "pee row" with Mr. Perot?
Did he 'bark out orders' with the same annoying insistence and Texas drawl as he displayed while debating Gore in Larry King. Back in college, I submitted a cartoon to the school's underground paper. Pretty good likenesses of Gore outside a stall knocking and Perot inside 'taking care of business.' The title was 'the debate continues' and Perot's speech ballon said "will, you let me finish. . Can I finish. . etc." |
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09-17-2001, 11:16 AM | #5 |
This place entertains..
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You have actually smelled a Ross Perot fart...Congrats...
Colonel Bowel...LOL |
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09-17-2001, 11:19 AM | #6 |
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BTW Bob - did you thank him for costing you the election in '96 and relegating you to keeping your dog from jerking off to Britney Spears commercials?
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09-17-2001, 11:19 AM | #7 |
Can these boys not play?
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I hope once he was done flatulating that you said "Hey! That sounds like Ross Perot squeeking!"
::chuckle:: - Mark One of the 20% to vote for him the first time and 8% to vote for Ross the second time. |
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09-17-2001, 11:21 AM | #8 |
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looking forward to an encounter with mr. dole at one of the urinals i frequent.
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09-17-2001, 11:23 AM | #9 | |
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Quote:
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09-17-2001, 11:31 AM | #10 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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Hey now, I just got through eating lunch and don’t care to taste it a second time.
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09-17-2001, 11:33 AM | #11 |
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Another Bob Dole/Perot confontation:
Ross: Urrrrr...Bob Dole....Here's the deal (Brrrrrrrrrrrrap!) just noticed I'm outta terlet paper over here (ffffrrrrrp!) Bob Dole, got any terlet paper (ffrrrrt!) on your side of the stall? Bob Dole: Bob Dole has toilet paper, but not much. Bob Dole has just enough TP for Bob Dole. Sorry, Ross. Bob Dole has to make some hard decisions. Ross: Dagnabbit, I'll remember this Bob (toot!) Here's the deal...have you got 4 singles for a $5? |
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09-17-2001, 11:41 AM | #12 |
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He looks pretty much like he looked on television.
Bob Dole just had to leave quickly before Bob Dole busted out laughing or made some smartazz remark. Didn't stick around long enough to sample the wind... |
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09-17-2001, 11:43 AM | #13 |
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"(And if anyone has any thoughts on why Bob Dole seems to be destined for a life of strange urinal encounters, feel free to jump in and explain...)"
It's a European thing. All the time European with the rich and famous. |
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09-17-2001, 11:46 AM | #14 |
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did his ears wiggle when he cut loose? maybe a pie chart showing what the duck call was made up of?
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09-17-2001, 11:48 AM | #15 |
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European -
Haven't heard that joke in a LONG time.... |
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