Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
patteeu patteeu is offline
The 23rd Pillar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
I’m leaving forever.

Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM..
Posts: 110,871
patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:11 PM   #691
LiveSteam LiveSteam is offline
The Constitutional Choo choo
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Who was post 666?
Posts: 44,303
LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:15 PM   #692
Donger Donger is online now
"Think BOOM!"
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Quote:
Originally Posted by LiveSteam View Post
A classical musician 1st and lead guitarist
for Ozzy 2nd ,before his tragic death in a airplane.
Many say the best to ever play the guitar.
I just Googled him. It sounds like he was expelled from the aircraft, so he didn't die in a plane (most likely).
Posts: 181,011
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:22 PM   #693
Mennonite Mennonite is offline
Veteran
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Quote:
Originally Posted by LiveSteam View Post


Did you just post a cover version?
Posts: 3,378
Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.Mennonite threw an interception on a screen pass.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:31 PM   #694
BigRedChief BigRedChief is offline
Has a particular set of skills
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by Easy 6 View Post
Randy Rhoads never sounded like any of those things
he was one of the best guitarists that ever lived.
Posts: 79,143
BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:35 PM   #695
luv luv is offline
MY LITTLE #15
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by LiveSteam View Post
Who was post 666?
Bearcat
Posts: 63,435
luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.
Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:35 PM   #696
Chiefspants Chiefspants is offline
World's Best Boss
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bronco Country
3
Posts: 18,353
Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.Chiefspants is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:35 PM   #697
Frazod Frazod is offline
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv View Post
Bearcat
Posts: 119,514
Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.Frazod is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:43 PM   #698
LiveSteam LiveSteam is offline
The Constitutional Choo choo
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mennonite View Post
Did you just post a cover version?
No I dont believe so.
But definitely could have chosen a cleaner recording.
Dont think thats the studio version we all know.
Posts: 44,303
LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:43 PM   #699
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
I just Googled him. It sounds like he was expelled from the aircraft, so he didn't die in a plane (most likely).
Gosh. Was he sucked out?
Posts: 141,569
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:43 PM   #700
LiveSteam LiveSteam is offline
The Constitutional Choo choo
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv View Post
Bearcat
Thanks.
Posts: 44,303
LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:44 PM   #701
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Posts: 141,569
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:45 PM   #702
LiveSteam LiveSteam is offline
The Constitutional Choo choo
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Moving right along
Posts: 44,303
LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:46 PM   #703
Yosef_Malkovitch Yosef_Malkovitch is offline
The Lurkiest
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
Ayuh, I think we get there by the end of the weekend.
Posts: 2,747
Yosef_Malkovitch has disabled reputation
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:47 PM   #704
Hog's Gone Fishin Hog's Gone Fishin is offline
Fish are scared of me
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Doing my part even though I dont GAF
Posts: 40,370
Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 03:47 PM   #705
Donger Donger is online now
"Think BOOM!"
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
Gosh. Was he sucked out?
That would depend on if the aircraft broke apart in mid-air or not...

But, I would imagine that considering he and the other chap went through the windshield, Newton's 1st law took over.
Posts: 181,011
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:00 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.