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**OnTheWarpath15** · 12-04-2006, 10:03 PM

DAMNIT CARL!

RollTide · 12-05-2006, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by John Matrix

Thus I have complied with the wishes of my landlord, but now I have all this shit that is just itching for me to do something with it.

Dude, do what my granny did. Shovel it all up and put it on their doorstep. Problem solved.

KC Jones · 12-05-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by John Matrix

I love irony. For example, these girls are so scandalized by the excretion of an animal that eats a diet far healthier than nearly all people do, yet they willingly swallow the ejaculate of men they don’t even know.

For some reason when I read this, all I can picture is some chubby self-absorbed grad student whose never been laid and hates the world for it.

chagrin · 12-05-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

For some reason when I read this, all I can picture is some chubby self-absorbed grad student whose never been laid and hates the world for it.

You didn't see the actual photo from this? It's hilarious.

By the way, why is this back? Is Hootie John Matrix?

12-05-2006, 10:06 AM

Hootie is NOT this guy.

Hootie · 12-19-2006, 07:05 PM

hahahahaha, I'm not that dude.

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-16-2013, 10:42 PM

It's a mystery

Ebolapox · 03-16-2013, 11:20 PM

this should be in the hall of classics

Ebolapox · 03-16-2013, 11:21 PM

ugh. duh. it is.

PinkFloyd · 12-05-2006, 09:17 AM

I didn't read all the pages on here, but here's an idea... If they do leave their car doors unloceked at night -- take it and put it in the dash vents... Just break it up some, and sprinkle it in the vents on the dash...

You would be surprised what it smells like after the car warms up in the winter !!!!

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Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A.	It's a mystery
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Ebolapox remember, remember Ebolapox's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como	this should be in the hall of classics
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Ebolapox remember, remember Ebolapox's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como	ugh. duh. it is.
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12-05-2006, 09:17 AM	#11
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb PinkFloyd's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri	I didn't read all the pages on here, but here's an idea... If they do leave their car doors unloceked at night -- take it and put it in the dash vents... Just break it up some, and sprinkle it in the vents on the dash... You would be surprised what it smells like after the car warms up in the winter !!!!
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