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View Poll Results: Was this sexual harassment?
NO because you are working under the table on private property 2 2.78%
NO because you are a man and she is a woman 6 8.33%
NO because you are a strong man and she is 77 years old 8 11.11%
NO because you didn't reprimand her and leave immediately 0 0%
NO Because you were wearing tight cargo shorts and bending over in plain sight 3 4.17%
ON because you should have brought the safety pins. You are bad. 9 12.50%
YES because it was nonconsensual touching on the buttocks 7 9.72%
YES because she is your "employer" 0 0%
YES because you feel uncomfortable about it. 4 5.56%
This is the worst Penthouse Forums story I've ever read 33 45.83%
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Old 04-22-2024, 07:52 PM  
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I may have been sexually harassed on the job today.

I have been remodeling a rental property for a 77 year-old woman for the past 4 weeks. We've become friendly and she's very appreciative to have someone trustworthy to work on her home.

Today I was leaning over a counter, fixing a window, when she asked if I had brought some safety pins for her like she texted me about this morning.

I told her I forgot.

Then she said "Oh you are a bad, bad, boy!" and smacked me on the ass.

It wasn't painful, but it was a little more than a tap.

I said something like, "Hey, c'mon, please let's keep it professional."

She reacted a bit shocked and asked if I was serious.

I just kind of mumbled "Yeah it's ok" because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was, and we went about the rest of our business.

Is this sexual harassment or sexual assault?

I wish it didn't happen. She's a nice lady and I've been able to help her improve her life situation with my help. I didn't want to make it awkward.

Naturally the first place I have come to is the CP legal experts.

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Old 04-22-2024, 09:48 PM   #46
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Dear Penthouse,

I always read these letters and thought they were fake and then it happened to me.
You beat me to it. Has TinyEvel never read a Penthouse letter or seen a porn video? This is essentially the opening scene.

I would probably take it as a compliment, but I wouldn't let her get behind me after that. Y'know, assuming there's no magic between you.
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:02 PM   #47
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Oh, and I voted "ON".
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:10 PM   #48
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:25 PM   #49
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We needs pics of Granny Grabby to properly determine this...
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:31 PM   #50
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I'll need to see what her net worth is while seeing how low them tits sag before being able to properly judge the level of assault that took place.
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:52 PM   #51
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Old 04-22-2024, 10:53 PM   #52
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Old 04-22-2024, 11:27 PM   #53
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Is she rich?
She owns a wine company. But I have a feeling she is her own #1 customer.
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Old 04-22-2024, 11:30 PM   #54
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Poor lady probably hasn’t been laid in a couple decades. You should’ve played along with her just to be nice.

Next time wink at her, tell her you’re flattered, and ask her if she likes to play the trombone.
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Old 04-23-2024, 12:02 AM   #55
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Old 04-23-2024, 12:03 AM   #56
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Old 04-23-2024, 12:04 AM   #57
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Poor lady probably hasn’t been laid in a couple decades. You should’ve played along with her just to be nice.

Next time wink at her, tell her you’re flattered, and ask her if she likes to play the trombone.
Dude **** that. Even the thought of being sexual with some old ass hag makes me sick to my stomach.
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Old 04-23-2024, 12:10 AM   #58
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Dude **** that. Even the thought of being sexual with some old ass hag makes me sick to my stomach.
So, this is you?

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Old 04-23-2024, 01:37 AM   #59
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Dude **** that. Even the thought of being sexual with some old ass hag makes me sick to my stomach.
So what you’re saying is you’d be a regular on Epstein’s island if you had $$$?
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