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Old 04-12-2024, 06:13 PM  
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If you could eat any species of zoo animal...
...what would you eat?

You may assume the following:

1. It's an animal that had to be humanely culled for some reason, so it's not being killed just to make a meal for you.

2. Any poisons or toxins are removed by an expert chef, so there's no risk to you. And the chef will make it as tasty as possible within the limits of reason for that species.

3. It's a one-time event for zoo publicity or charity or something, so the public is supportive of it. It'll give you a story to tell in future years that you ate a _______

4. You don't have to eat the entire animal. You're just getting one meal.

What's for dinner?
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Old 04-12-2024, 06:16 PM   #2
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This thread was inspired by a comment I made in an unrelated thread, and I may have to keep the same answer.

Panda bear.

Having a panda meal would make for a great story. I would also consider orca. I don't think any zoos have a blue whale, but that would be neat, too.
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Old 04-12-2024, 06:17 PM   #3
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