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**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 02:39 PM

Offer her some chapstick. Don't say anything.

You should probably offer her a tic tac, because when she leans in close to check your bangs on your new ceasar cut, you don't want to be sniffing any cockbreath.

Pennywise · 01-26-2009, 02:52 PM

Tell her you just got a great deal on your new car.

"I never thought I'd get a hummer so cheap."

**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 02:51 PM

maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim.

Your husband's day off
home taking a nap.
I couldn't get work done
Interupted by rap.

I came in the walk through
to do bus'ness I was hopin'.
The sign in the window
wasn't all that was open.

I've seen pornos like this
where the chic was the boss
2 enter to disco
and filled her with sauce.

I've consulted urban dictionary
for finishing moves with some power
the dudes give high fives
in one called eiffel tower.

Him from the front
and me from behind
A more lucrative coupon
I'll again never find.

I guess with this photo
There's something to see
Its soothing to know
now my haircuts are free.

**ChiTown** · 01-26-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim.

Your husband's day off
home taking a nap.
I couldn't get work done
Interupted by rap.

I came in the walk through
to do bus'ness I was hopin'.
The sign in the window
wasn't all that was open.

I've seen pornos like this
where the chic was the boss
2 enter to disco
and filled her with sauce.

I've consulted the urban dictionary
for a finishing move with some power
the dudes give high fives
in one called the eiffel tower.

Him from the front
and me from behind
A more lucrative coupon
I'll again never find.

I guess with this photo
There's something to see
Its soothing to know
now my haircuts are free.

GTFO. Awesome!

bowener · 01-26-2009, 03:03 PM

Are you single and was her husband a douche?

**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 03:06 PM

Complaint department
customer service awesome
head massage welcome

Pioli Zombie · 01-26-2009, 03:12 PM

in conversation, whatever she says, respond with "You said a mouthful"

**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 03:11 PM

Beauty salons not the same
In the north or the south
They massage your scalp with their fingers
not your head with their mouth.

I've had a trim on the east
high and tight in the west.
The only slight physical contact
the "tip me please" breast.

After a straight razor shave
I've been given a warm towel
But I've never seen one for cleaning
the face paint off the gal.

Men lined up to the street
for the special brow plucking
the economy weak
but your business is sucking.

Fritz88 · 01-26-2009, 03:35 PM

what's a buck?

raybec 4 · 01-26-2009, 03:42 PM

I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.

Fritz88 · 01-26-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4

I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.

not too shabby.

blueballs · 01-26-2009, 03:51 PM

WHen you go in Friday
ask for a high an tight

**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 04:01 PM

"how do you want your cut today" /count suckula

"mmmfff mfmmfmfmfmmfmffff mmfff mmmfffff mmmfffff" /chitown

"what? how do you want your cut today, handsome?" /count suckula

"circumcise me above the ears"

**Bowser** · 01-26-2009, 04:55 PM

You should get a percentage of the new business she pulls in now.

01-26-2009, 02:39 PM	#2
Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	Offer her some chapstick. Don't say anything. You should probably offer her a tic tac, because when she leans in close to check your bangs on your new ceasar cut, you don't want to be sniffing any cockbreath.
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01-26-2009, 02:51 PM	#4
Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim. Your husband's day off home taking a nap. I couldn't get work done Interupted by rap. I came in the walk through to do bus'ness I was hopin'. The sign in the window wasn't all that was open. I've seen pornos like this where the chic was the boss 2 enter to disco and filled her with sauce. I've consulted urban dictionary for finishing moves with some power the dudes give high fives in one called eiffel tower. Him from the front and me from behind A more lucrative coupon I'll again never find. I guess with this photo There's something to see Its soothing to know now my haircuts are free. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-26-2009 at 04:59 PM..
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01-26-2009, 03:11 PM	#9
Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	Beauty salons not the same In the north or the south They massage your scalp with their fingers not your head with their mouth. I've had a trim on the east high and tight in the west. The only slight physical contact the "tip me please" breast. After a straight razor shave I've been given a warm towel But I've never seen one for cleaning the face paint off the gal. Men lined up to the street for the special brow plucking the economy weak but your business is sucking. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-26-2009 at 03:18 PM..
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01-26-2009, 03:42 PM	#11
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Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	"how do you want your cut today" /count suckula "mmmfff mfmmfmfmfmmfmffff mmfff mmmfffff mmmfffff" /chitown "what? how do you want your cut today, handsome?" /count suckula "circumcise me above the ears"
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