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Old 11-22-2002, 07:07 PM  
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Cannibalism - pro or anti?

I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.


Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:50 PM   #16
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With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....
I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

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Old 11-22-2002, 08:52 PM   #17
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You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.
So you weren't joking about your cannibalism?

---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:54 PM   #18
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Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law?

So he only ate the slaw and french fries.

Same cannibal, later that week: Say, this is good. Who is it?

Last but not Least: Cannibal broncofan!
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:55 PM   #19
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---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....
At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:55 PM   #20
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I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

Ahh, so this would be like: "SIT DOWN!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE SHOT RIGHT NOW!!" *Bang* "What was that for, Fraz?" "For dinner....you all shall eat with me so that none of you get too skinny, but don't worry....you will all be shot in time. I can't let my meat go rotten, now can I?"
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:56 PM   #21
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Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother?

When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods."
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:57 PM   #22
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At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.
Nope...skinny. Barely any fat or meat.
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Old 11-22-2002, 08:57 PM   #23
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My favorite cannibal joke:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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Old 11-22-2002, 08:59 PM   #24
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Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter?

Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes.
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Old 11-23-2002, 12:36 PM   #25
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Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it?
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Old 11-23-2002, 04:55 PM   #26
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I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
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Old 11-23-2002, 04:57 PM   #27
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I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.



(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)
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Old 11-23-2002, 04:57 PM   #28
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I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
It would've worked if I didn't notice that I was the last poster on "Petty Board Disputes"....
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Old 11-23-2002, 04:59 PM   #29
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(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)
Shoulda just deleted it, but I wouldn't want a rogue Chiefs board to spring up....
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Old 11-23-2002, 05:14 PM   #30
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Cannibal broncofan!

This is just wrong:

"In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit."
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