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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:32 PM   #121
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
Great, I need to take a cold shower now.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #122
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
So, you are sayin'...."Ya Wanna Scrog?" doesn't work anymore?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #123
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Naw Phob she not too old for me i would date somebody even if they was 25 but i would only go up to dating somebody that is 5 years older than me u may think its crazy but its true.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #124
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Great, I need to take a cold shower now.
you wish a guy would treat you that good Big Guy?? Anton may be around here somewhere.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:33 PM   #125
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.


Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:35 PM   #126
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Whoa, whoa... wait. Roy jr. is 20??? Hell, man you should have had this all figured out years ago. I assumed you were like 16. I thought we were corrupting you.

Hell, we're just getting you up to speed.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:36 PM   #127
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I've never had a girl turn post 16 turn me down after passing the titty test. That's Cali, Oregon, Colorado and Florida. Sure it's not you?
Could be, I guess....All I know, there were many girls who let guys to second, but made you "earn" third and "home."

I was also somewhat selective about who I pursued too.....if she has "Fukk Me" tatooed on her forhead, well.....I tended to pass on those. My medical coverage wasn't real good, and antibiotics are damn expensive....
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:37 PM   #128
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Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !
I'd like to enroll too. Is there a "lab section" where we get to practice the theories we are taught in class with the teacher?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:37 PM   #129
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Could be, I guess....All I know, there were many girls who let guys to second, but I was somewhat selective about who I pursue too.....if she has "Fukk Me" tatooed on her forhead, well.....I tended to pass on those. My medical coverage wasn't real good, and antibiotics are damn expensive....
Only had a couple girls with any tattoo's, I guess working in health clubs helped too.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:38 PM   #130
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Naw Phob she not too old for me i would date somebody even if they was 25 but i would only go up to dating somebody that is 5 years older than me u may think its crazy but its true.
nah.go for the 30 something chicks.....they have lots of experience...could teach you a few things....
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:39 PM   #131
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.



Print this out to use as a cheat sheet through the date.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:39 PM   #132
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you wish a guy would treat you that good Big Guy?? Anton may be around here somewhere.
beer me left, said my wiener wasn't big enough.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:39 PM   #133
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you wish a guy would treat you that good Big Guy?? Anton may be around here somewhere.
Someone call? Are you game, BD?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:40 PM   #134
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Oops, she's 23, and you are 20? I guess I should rephrase this part...

"Get her a little drunk, after she buys your beer...."
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:40 PM   #135
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Someone call? Are you game, BD?
I think the more appropriate question was "Are you gayme?"
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