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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM   #106
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And you haven't Boned her, yet; Roy Sr.....we need to talk, man.


Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me !
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM   #107
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Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!!
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM   #108
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Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:28 PM   #109
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Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me !
Dammit man, you cannot tease us like this!












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Old 08-20-2004, 07:28 PM   #110
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Good lord... Poor Roy's gonna have 4 grandkids in the next 4 years.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:28 PM   #111
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Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!!
If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:29 PM   #112
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:29 PM   #113
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If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

Or the trickiest one....her bra. You unhook it successfully, you're in. You unable to unhook it, you're out.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM   #114
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Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me !
I'll take your word; and back away respectfully, then....
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM   #115
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Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.
I've never had a girl turn post 16 turn me down after passing the titty test. That's Cali, Oregon, Colorado and Florida. Sure it's not you?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM   #116
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Good lord... Poor Roy's gonna have 4 grandkids in the next 4 years.

Oh Dear Lord No..... I have 5 now !
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM   #117
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
Whoa Jenny!! Arnt there chat rooms on AOL and Yahoo for these kinds of stories??? LOL
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:31 PM   #118
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Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??
I have a man. He just isn't here tonight. Besides, I have homework to whittle away on.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:32 PM   #119
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Or the trickiest one....her bra. You unhook it successfully, you're in. You unable to unhook it, you're out.
bring scissors
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:32 PM   #120
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If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.
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