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royr17 · 02-20-2005, 07:27 PM

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

**The Bad Guy** · 02-20-2005, 08:14 PM

Dude, are you serious? About 2 months ago you were telling everyone about chicks you met on the net fighting over you and now you want marriage advice?

Stop while you're ahead. You don't marry chicks you met on the net after 3 months.

Enjoy being young and take your time. Marriage is no race - it's a marathon and you will never make it if you run too fast too early.

I'm just recently engaged, but I've been dating my fiancee for 3 years and we are waiting a while to get married so we can save cash.

I'm sure you will get your balls broke on this thread, and you should. If you are thinking about marriage already, it's not love, it's an infatuation.

**KcMizzou** · 02-20-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont think this thread was good idea.

Please dont stop posting these threads. These are always quality entertainment.

02-20-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont think this thread was good idea.

This thread is the least of your worries. You better reel your peter back into your trousers before you make another decision. Where are you gonna live? How are you gonna get to the grocery store? When you
get there, how are you gonna pay? If your peter produces RoyIV, what are you gonna do?

How much money do you think it would take to feed and house a wife and a child, Roy. Throw out a wild guess.

4th and Long · 02-20-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont wanna answer this but yes we have.

Where do I sign up to help smack this kid upside his head?

**KcMizzou** · 02-20-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont wanna answer this but yes we have.

Ah geez.. It just stopped bein' funny.

FloridaChief · 02-20-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont wanna answer this but yes we have.

Oh, FFS...

**The Bad Guy** · 02-20-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Dads already gettin onto me about this one

I need to know what are some things you need to know about the person before ever thinkin of gettin married.

I dont wanna wait till im 30. I wait till im 30 i better just not have a family at all cause thats on the way down the hill.

This is a cry for help if I've ever seen one.

You don't want to wait till your 30? You still might be waiting till your 30 because the chances of a marriage like this lasting are slim and none and slim just gave you the finger.

If she's the right one, then what's the rush?

**Iowanian** · 02-20-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont think this thread was good idea.

If you were thinking, you wouldn't have THUNK this in the first place.

Mosbonian · 02-20-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

Since we're on the marriage topic, here's one a I just heard.

A man comes home from work one day and sees his wife packing up her suitcases. He asks her where she's going, and she says "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas. I just saw on television that I can make $200 a night doing what I do for you for free."

Suddenly, the husband begins packing his bags, too. The wife asks what he's doing, and he says "I want to see how you're going to live on $400 a year."

Now that's funny....

mmaddog
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02-20-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

And why would you do that for ??????????

I don't have a bobblehead of my own and I wanted to see how one of them empty head dolls bobbed.

chiefs4me · 02-20-2005, 08:17 PM

The only thing you need to know is do not get married before you are 25...you have years of fun ahead before you settle down. You don't wanna have a kid when you are a kid yourself.

|Zach| · 02-20-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

If nothing else, maybe you could have the traditional KU Jayhawk wedding. Go to a nice church and have a real fancy ceremony... and then when you get to the very end of the vows, you choke the bride.

badgirl · 02-20-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont wanna answer this but yes we have.

Let me get this straight you asked and she said Yes, now you want to know what you need to know before you get married, Roy, Roy, Roy, ........thats no good,now how are you gonna get out of it?

You ARE gonna get out of it right

royr17 · 02-20-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Dude, are you serious? About 2 months ago you were telling everyone about chicks you met on the net fighting over you and now you want marriage advice?

Stop while you're ahead. You don't marry chicks you met on the net after 3 months.

Enjoy being young and take your time. Marriage is no race - it's a marathon and you will never make it if you run too fast too early.

I'm just recently engaged, but I've been dating my fiancee for 3 years and we are waiting a while to get married so we can save cash.

I'm sure you will get your balls broke on this thread, and you should. If you are thinking about marriage already, it's not love, it's an infatuation.

Actually i've known this girl for a year.

**Saulbadguy** · 02-20-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

The only thing you need to know is do not get married before you are 25...you have years of fun ahead before you settle down. You don't wanna have a kid when you are a kid yourself.

Marriage doesn't always equal kids right away.

02-20-2005, 07:27 PM
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids	Marriage Question Ok lets start here. I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that. I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it. So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now. But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???
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02-20-2005, 08:14 PM	#46
The Bad Guy Scott Pioli The Bad Guy's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Copacobana	Dude, are you serious? About 2 months ago you were telling everyone about chicks you met on the net fighting over you and now you want marriage advice? Stop while you're ahead. You don't marry chicks you met on the net after 3 months. Enjoy being young and take your time. Marriage is no race - it's a marathon and you will never make it if you run too fast too early. I'm just recently engaged, but I've been dating my fiancee for 3 years and we are waiting a while to get married so we can save cash. I'm sure you will get your balls broke on this thread, and you should. If you are thinking about marriage already, it's not love, it's an infatuation.
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02-20-2005, 08:17 PM	#56
chiefs4me Whatever.. chiefs4me's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2004	The only thing you need to know is do not get married before you are 25...you have years of fun ahead before you settle down. You don't wanna have a kid when you are a kid yourself.
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