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Old 02-22-2004, 09:15 PM   #2
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You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?
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Old 02-22-2004, 09:20 PM   #3
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Good thing you aren't here in Fayetteville. The UofA is currently having a huge syphilis outbreak. Like 60 discovered cases in the last few weeks. If they've found 60, think of how many are out there undiscovered?

At least it's just syphilis, though.
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Old 02-22-2004, 09:50 PM   #4
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You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?
He tried that, but she already knew the Brian from Arizona. Said that man was the best lay on one broken ankle she's ever had.
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:05 AM   #5
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You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?


Poor delt.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:56 PM   #6
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I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
Dang. I don't get to say this often so here's my chance...

You're a moron.
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Old 02-22-2004, 09:37 PM   #7
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dude, no rest for the... errr... nevermind

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Old 02-22-2004, 09:39 PM   #8
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I'll bet she's not really a slut. She just heard how much you spend at Christmas and wanted a taste of that.
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Old 02-22-2004, 10:11 PM   #9
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I'll bet she's not really a slut. She just heard how much you spend at Christmas and wanted a taste of that.
Actually I keep wondering if by "slut" he meant "cheap Troost hooker"...
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:44 PM   #10
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I'm sorry to share this info with you all, but I'm just trying to vent....honestly, I am in tears about this because I am so damned stressed out
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:46 PM   #11
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I'm sorry to share this info with you all, but I'm just trying to vent....honestly, I am in tears about this because I am so damned stressed out
You know what would make you feel better?

Reeling in some more slutty box.
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:49 PM   #12
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I'm sorry to share this info with you all, but I'm just trying to vent....honestly, I am in tears about this because I am so damned stressed out

no big, big dog... I'm sure we've all been there at one time or another

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Old 02-22-2004, 11:55 PM   #13
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If it will make you feel any better call up your health clinic. Almost every county has a free health clinic. They will test you for any VD.
This guy i worked with a long time ago would go to the bars and sleep with all kinds of girls, he said he just went to the free clinic all the time to get "fixed up" when he got syphillis, gonorrhea etc.
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:55 PM   #14
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I'm sorry to share this info with you all, but I'm just trying to vent....honestly, I am in tears about this because I am so damned stressed out
There is a guy just outside of Dallas that you seem to have some common traits with, maybe you two can form a support group.
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:57 PM   #15
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There is a guy just outside of Dallas that you seem to have some common traits with, maybe you two can form a support group.


harsh... jim's on a roll tonight

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