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View Poll Results: Who wins? | |||
Pennywise | 23 | 53.49% | |
digger | 20 | 46.51% | |
Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll |
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07-23-2018, 09:26 AM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 31 - Pennywise versus digger
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - Ice skating rink, both of you on skates Starting Distance - 82 feet Pennywise Main Weapon - Bowie knife Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 6 Minutes Special Factors - An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist digger Main Weapon - Battle Axe Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 15 Minutes Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove |
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07-23-2018, 09:27 AM | #2 |
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The more I look at this scenario, the more I want to see it in real life.
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07-23-2018, 09:27 AM | #3 |
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Someone is going to end up killing themselves in this match.
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07-23-2018, 09:30 AM | #4 |
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Digger's first axe swing has to be at the dog or he's toast. He won't be able to swing twice on ice skates, Pennywise wins
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07-23-2018, 09:30 AM | #5 |
Wasted away again...
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This one could be very close. I need to know...
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07-23-2018, 09:40 AM | #6 |
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Is the angry pit bull comfortable with Pennywise? If not, I'd say he's 100% toast. I'm saying he's toast either way, though.
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07-23-2018, 09:44 AM | #7 |
Wasted away again...
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07-23-2018, 09:45 AM | #8 |
MY LITTLE #15
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07-23-2018, 09:50 AM | #9 |
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07-23-2018, 10:04 AM | #10 | |
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He's gonna be dragging a big damn terrified dog around. Really, it's a coin flip as to which guy kills himself first, but that dog is such a massive problem for the guy stuck with it that I'm going with Digger. |
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07-23-2018, 10:23 AM | #11 |
Wasted away again...
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07-23-2018, 10:30 AM | #12 |
Thread I will end you.......
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07-23-2018, 06:25 PM | #13 |
Wasted away again...
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07-23-2018, 09:43 AM | #14 |
Thread I will end you.......
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Pitbull on ice will pull Pennywise down, Axe for the win.
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07-23-2018, 09:48 AM | #15 |
Thread I will end you.......
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