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View Poll Results: People are hoarding toilet paper because they are:
Stupid 34 16.50%
Selfish 6 2.91%
Stupid and selfish 151 73.30%
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Old 03-14-2020, 01:20 PM  
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Idiots are hoarding toilet paper because?
We know the idiots hoarding bottled water have zero idea about how viruses spread, the water supply, and anything, really. The toilet paper people are similarly perplexing, but their idiocy is at least worth consideration.
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Old 03-23-2020, 10:43 PM   #331
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You got any women in your home?
I guess I never paid that much attention when I was married or living with a girl. Is there a law that they have to use more than a yard of TP with every bathroom visit?


Actually, I know my wife didn't use extraordinary amounts of TP or the roll in the master bath would've disappeared a lot faster. But I'm curious now. Just how much TP does a woman typically use per shit?
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Old 03-23-2020, 10:45 PM   #332
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I guess I never paid that much attention when I was married or living with a girl. Is there a law that they have to use more than a yard of TP with every bathroom visit?


Actually, I know my wife didn't use extraordinary amounts of TP or the roll in the master bath would've disappeared a lot faster. But I'm curious now. Just how much TP does a woman typically use per shit?
Again, you shake when you don't shit and don't bleed.
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Old 03-23-2020, 11:13 PM   #333
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Again, you shake when you don't shit and don't bleed.
So what? Does it really take 10 sheets to wipe piss? This can't be done with 2 sheets?
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Old 03-24-2020, 12:47 AM   #334
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a friend in Alabama says its not that bad around... im not sure where
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Old 03-24-2020, 05:33 AM   #335
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A roll should last a ****ing month
The shit stains in your drawers must be epic
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Old 03-24-2020, 06:09 AM   #336
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Old 03-24-2020, 06:11 AM   #337
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Yea women use a ton of TP....as an experiment I gave each person in our house a roll to see how long it would last...

Dudes TP lasted 3 times longer.
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:45 AM   #338
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So what? Does it really take 10 sheets to wipe piss? This can't be done with 2 sheets?
No one uses a yard as you exaggerated earlier or 10 sheets ( depending how you measure that). I drink 70 0zs of water a day. I go every half hour. I could say more but it's too much intimate information. However, men use less.
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:46 AM   #339
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That's what I was thinking when KCunited said how long his lasts. I wouldn't want to do some people's laundry here who boast how little TP they use.
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:35 PM   #340
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:46 PM   #341
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I would like to meet the turd spurtter who was first to start this panic buying of TP. Gotta be a family of 12 with most girls.

Personally I think the Gov knew what was coming and had already spiked up the paper and textile industry to start focusing on PPE products because of shortage in reserve. How else could it disappear over a 2 week period?
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:57 PM   #342
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That's what I was thinking when KCunited said how long his lasts. I wouldn't want to do some people's laundry here who boast how little TP they use.
I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over.
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:59 PM   #343
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I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over.
To much butt stuff over the years.
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:02 PM   #344
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Sams, near where I live, got in a shipment today so I was able to pick up a 45 roll pack. I'm set for a little while. I've never used this brand before so hopefully, it's good.
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Old 03-24-2020, 02:19 PM   #345
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Sams, near where I live, got in a shipment today so I was able to pick up a 45 roll pack. I'm set for a little while. I've never used this brand before so hopefully, it's good.
If its Sam's brand its good I have bought for home before lasts too long as I figured I was good till this happened lol.
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