Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Poop Idiots are hoarding toilet paper because?
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: People are hoarding toilet paper because they are:
Stupid 34 16.50%
Selfish 6 2.91%
Stupid and selfish 151 73.30%
Other. Please explain in thread. 15 7.28%
Voters: 206. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 22 of 30 « First 1218192021 22 23242526 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-14-2020, 01:20 PM  
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is offline
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Idiots are hoarding toilet paper because?
We know the idiots hoarding bottled water have zero idea about how viruses spread, the water supply, and anything, really. The toilet paper people are similarly perplexing, but their idiocy is at least worth consideration.
Posts: 46,036
Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 06:51 AM   #316
loochy loochy is offline
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
 
loochy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud View Post
That's what I thought two Thursday's ago but it just keeps getting worse here.

We have 20+ million people in the LA basin, all of whom need groceries, toilet paper, etc., so the shelves will likely remain empty for quite a while.
They didn't eat and wipe their butts before this?
Posts: 40,476
loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.loochy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 07:23 AM   #317
KCUnited KCUnited is offline
Cheat Death
 
KCUnited's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Entering week 3 with the same roll of TP and its likely to survive into next week. That would indicate a 2 month supply for me is 2 rolls.

America, check yo diets.
Posts: 33,928
KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 08:05 AM   #318
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is offline
I'll be back.
 
Hammock Parties's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo View Post
I'm making a big ol' pot of chili. I'm gonna run through these shit tickets and still have that gritty butthole. Can't wait to poop that ultimate poop. That elusive 2 pounder. I'll take pics when it hits and show you the paper used so you understand I'm a conservationist.
Poop Day With Pablo.

I look forward to it.
Posts: 277,964
Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 08:21 AM   #319
BucEyedPea BucEyedPea is offline
Gimme My Berries Back!
 
BucEyedPea's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
Quote:
Originally Posted by KCUnited View Post
Entering week 3 with the same roll of TP and its likely to survive into next week. That would indicate a 2 month supply for me is 2 rolls.

America, check yo diets.
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Posts: 161,831
BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 08:35 AM   #320
KCUnited KCUnited is offline
Cheat Death
 
KCUnited's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea View Post
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Nope, I'm regular. Same time daily.
Posts: 33,928
KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 09:12 AM   #321
Megatron96 Megatron96 is offline
Suupraa Geniuuusss
 
Megatron96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea View Post
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Wtf? Just how many shits are you taking a day?

A few weeks ago I bought a 12-roll package of tp. Each roll has 475 sheets in it. That’s 5,700 sheets of tp in that package. If I used 16 sheets per shit (I don’t; I typically use about 10) that’s 356 shits in that one package. That’s about 45 shits a week. That’s about 6 shits a day. Who shits 6 times a day? If I shit 6 times a day I’d make an appointment to see my doctor ASAP. Somethings seriously messed up if your fart box is throwing a turd every four hours.

Btw, one roll of tp with 475 sheets in it using 12 sheets per shit, works out to 3 shits/day for 14 days.

So one roll of tp should last you the entire 14 days of quarantine, dipsticks. Stop buying tp.
Posts: 29,792
Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Megatron96 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 09:13 AM   #322
Halfcan Halfcan is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Halfcan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Mega poop thread.
Posts: 43,200
Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 09:20 AM   #323
2112 2112 is offline
Reset
 
2112's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea View Post
WOW! Are you constipated? Low fiber diet? I go through at least a roll a week. I'd say about 12 rolls in two months maybe more.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KCUnited View Post
Nope, I'm regular. Same time daily.


I’ve been drinking kefir for years. And I drink a gallon and a half of water every day. If I don’t change my diet I literally shit at the same time every day. And the kefir makes them 5 star bowel movements!! Very little wiping to conserve our beloved crap paper.
Posts: 22,057
2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.2112 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 09:52 AM   #324
SuperBowl4 SuperBowl4 is offline
MVP
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: HERMOSA BEACH,CA
Quote:
Originally Posted by D2112 View Post


I’ve been drinking kefir for years. And I drink a gallon and a half of water every day. If I don’t change my diet I literally shit at the same time every day. And the kefir makes them 5 star bowel movements!! Very little wiping to conserve our beloved crap paper.
So you never have to RUSH to the toilet?
Posts: 13,562
SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.SuperBowl4 is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 02:42 PM   #325
FlaChief58 FlaChief58 is offline
SuperChiefs
 
FlaChief58's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Scored 3-12 packs of tp at Rural King this morning. 1 for me, 1 for my best friend and one for my mom. Also grabbed 400 rounds of 9mm ammo while I was there

This completes my prep.
Posts: 18,954
FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.FlaChief58 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 07:52 PM   #326
Indian Chief Indian Chief is offline
Supporter
 
Indian Chief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Quote:
Originally Posted by D2112 View Post


I’ve been drinking kefir for years. And I drink a gallon and a half of water every day. If I don’t change my diet I literally shit at the same time every day. And the kefir makes them 5 star bowel movements!! Very little wiping to conserve our beloved crap paper.
Honestly had to look up kefir. Is it like liquid yogurt? Genuinely curious.
Posts: 1,854
Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Indian Chief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 10:37 PM   #327
Pasta Little Brioni Pasta Little Brioni is offline
Consuming CP souls
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
A roll should last a ****ing month
Posts: 68,557
Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 10:39 PM   #328
eDave eDave is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball View Post
A roll should last a ****ing month
You got any women in your home?
Posts: 53,803
eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.eDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 10:41 PM   #329
Strongside Strongside is offline
Mahomes or GTFO
 
Strongside's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
The worst part about these ignorant ****s hoarding the TP is that people have now started hoarding baby wipes as well.

As in, people with no babies. Just a need to wipe their own asses. This leaves people like myself, who actually have a baby and need wipes to go without.

Fortunately I have a friend who works in shipping and was able to buy a box for me right as they came off the truck, but this is ridiculous.

People have lost their minds.
Posts: 13,193
Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.Strongside is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2020, 10:43 PM   #330
BucEyedPea BucEyedPea is offline
Gimme My Berries Back!
 
BucEyedPea's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megatron96 View Post
Wtf? Just how many shits are you taking a day?
1

I'm just thorough. And don't forget you men shake and don't bleed. You need to get you a woman.
Posts: 161,831
BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.BucEyedPea is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 22 of 30 « First 1218192021 22 23242526 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:23 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.