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06-22-2021, 11:44 AM | #2 |
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06-22-2021, 02:04 PM | #3 |
What's up braj?
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06-22-2021, 10:47 AM | #4 |
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It's Subway. Do people really expect it to be actual identifiable food? If you want food, go someplace else.
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Exactly. People are cool with going to a restaurant that named themselves after a mode of transportation that is famous for smelling like C.H.U.D. vomit and hobo urine and whose spokesman is a convicted pedophile but they'll be damned if they are going to give them $7.99 for a hoagie that doesn't contain 100% USDA certified organic free range dolphin safe tuna. The shit is cheaper than Meow Mix, folks, so just relax, enjoy your sandwich, and pretend those green bits are diced celery and not recycled chunks of Ninja Turtle action figures that some Japanese fisherman dragged onto his boat while pulling "tuna" out of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. |
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06-22-2021, 11:33 AM | #6 | |
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06-22-2021, 10:53 AM | #7 |
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And they very carefully add their ingredients in tiny portions to a roll that is typically stale.
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06-22-2021, 10:56 AM | #8 |
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This article seems odd to me. In the past, I've seen the tuna....it's in extra large "chicken of the sea" cans and they mix it there. Maybe they've changed their methods?
Also, it tastes, looks, and feels like cheap tuna. Why wouldn't it be cheap tuna? It's not like cheap tuna is hard to ship or keep from spoiling, and neither is cheap mayo. 1 can of tuna, N cups of mayo, mix with a fork - there's a day's worth of tuna. There's very little to be improved with that recipe (from a time/process/simplicity/cost perspective). Some people just like to throw shit around. |
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06-22-2021, 11:05 AM | #9 | |
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06-22-2021, 11:11 AM | #10 | |
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So why have tuna sandwiches that a lab cant find any discernible tuna DNA in? Maybe the manufacturer has a deal in place with Subway...where they package it in normal branding containers...and it comes from specific plants. Who knows..but you would think finding traces of actual tuna in a ****ing tuna sandwich would be pretty easy...it would take some deliberate planning to create fake tuna. The real stuff is already cheap... Last edited by BlackOp; 06-22-2021 at 11:16 AM.. |
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06-22-2021, 11:01 AM | #11 |
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"It seemed logical to order only tuna on the sandwiches—no extra vegetables, cheese or dressing—as the lab was already wary about the challenges of identifying a fish that's been cooked at least once, mixed with mayo, frozen and shipped across the country."
So.... the author could have and caught a tuna, cooked it, mixed it with mayo, froze it and then shipped it to the lab and still seen "inconclusive" results? Maybe find another lab? One that isn't "wary" of testing it? |
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06-22-2021, 04:18 PM | #12 |
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Then you must not have seen some the documentaries about commercial fishing industry...
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06-22-2021, 11:13 AM | #13 |
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I Hate Big Tuna.
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06-22-2021, 11:27 AM | #14 |
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06-22-2021, 11:30 AM | #15 |
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