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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN


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Old 11-28-2023, 12:00 PM   #4156
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Still waiting for you to provide them.
7th post in the Moore thread:

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You will be. You and DJ.
2nd post in the Rice thread:

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DJ just came.
You're right - I totally sat on the sidelines for both those guys. Definitely didn't have really loud opinions on them that were specifically noted literally within minutes of the respective picks...

Again, as the draft approached I kinda stopped worrying about the 1st rounder and went with:

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I really don't know what it means, but most years I'm gradually expanding my list of 1st rounders I'd get excited about.

This year I'm paring it back as the draft approaches, with the caveat that it doesn't include guys who I don't expect to be there like Murphy, Smith or even Robinson.

Mostly I just really want Rashee Rice in the 2nd.
Tell me again how this is all hindsight.
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Old 11-28-2023, 12:01 PM   #4157
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Sure thing bros. All back shoulder madness from here on out. Patrick finally got his shit square!
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Old 11-28-2023, 12:07 PM   #4158
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don't forget guys...skyy moore has this play ANYTIME HE WANTS. Redzone WEAPON! Patrick needs to do better. He's holding Skyy BACK!

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Old 11-28-2023, 12:09 PM   #4159
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This is sad. Even by your standards.
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Old 11-28-2023, 12:18 PM   #4160
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Sure thing bros. All back shoulder madness from here on out. Patrick finally got his shit square!
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don't forget guys...skyy moore has this play ANYTIME HE WANTS. Redzone WEAPON! Patrick needs to do better. He's holding Skyy BACK!

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Old 11-28-2023, 12:24 PM   #4161
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Live look at Clay patting himself on the back while getting absolutely eviscerated by DJ

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Old 11-28-2023, 12:25 PM   #4162
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He's the same size as Derek Carr.

We're just used to watching a 6-4 lanky dude fart around back there with his limbs all flailing and piss flying.
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Old 12-08-2023, 07:07 PM   #4163
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we will not forsake this thread









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Old 12-13-2023, 11:10 AM   #4164
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More of this...













Less of this...

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Old 12-13-2023, 11:14 AM   #4165
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That final 4th down play, who is that lined up wide on the left side that Pat is looking at?

If it’s anyone other than Rice I’m going to be mildly annoyed.
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Old 12-13-2023, 11:16 AM   #4166
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Rice was running the deep cross. That's Skyy.
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Old 12-13-2023, 11:17 AM   #4167
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OMG lol

4th down, game on the line, Patrick is looking at Skyy..

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Old 12-13-2023, 11:18 AM   #4168
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The irony is that Kelce is actually pretty much wide open there. If Jawaan doesn’t get beaten like a red-headed step child, Mahomes is probably able to complete that one easily.
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Old 12-13-2023, 11:21 AM   #4169
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The irony is that Kelce is actually pretty much wide open there. If Jawaan doesn’t get beaten like a red-headed step child, Mahomes is probably able to complete that one easily.
that is definitely on mahomes, and maybe if he wasn't so flustrated by the refs he would have completed it
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Old 12-13-2023, 11:24 AM   #4170
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The irony is that Kelce is actually pretty much wide open there. If Jawaan doesn’t get beaten like a red-headed step child, Mahomes is probably able to complete that one easily.
Just for the record - Wanye gets beat in the Packers game and it's "Well Patrick took the drop 9 yards deep - Morris did his job; that sack is on Pat, not Wanye..."

When it's Taylor he's 'getting beaten like a red-headed stepchild'

Mahomes was 13 yards past the LOS (you can't really tell from that clip; you can from the overhead) and you can tell from how Taylor is setting up that he's NOT expecting Mahomes that deep. He had all the time in the world to kick out more and didn't because he figured the pocket would be further up. If you watch that clip from the snap, Taylor spends the first second or two foot-firing with perfect squared position on the DE. The guy wasn't trying to get upfield because Taylor had him dead to rights.

Then Mahomes gets too deep in his drop and just creates an easy pass rush angle that Taylor has no way to anticipate. That's when that clip picks up and Taylor looks awful. But that clip is halfway through the play and Taylor has it completely under control until Mahomes does his drift shit.
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