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Yes. 5 15.63%
If I could trade Maine for a Canadian province, I would, even if it's that French one. 11 34.38%
I don't know anything about Maine. I only go to interesting places that don't have speed traps. 23 71.88%
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:56 PM  
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Why Maine is the worst f'ing state in the Union
I made a trip to Maine this week, and the state sucks. It's terrible. Here's why it's terrible, and I'm sure there are other reasons.

Toll roads. You can't even build your own roads so you make people have to stop and pay every ten minutes. Manage your money better, Maine.

Lobster rolls. Seriously, what is this? They're advertised everywhere and I finally got one, and it's just some plain lobster on a bun with some lettuce. Nothing else. Why is it called a roll? It's just a sandwich and not a very creative sandwich at that. I've made ham sandwiches at home that boasted more complexity. There's not even any drawn butter for the lobster. What a joke.

Maine has stupid geographic names. Wassamattamekong. Mustafaateanorca. Wakkawakkamoosebegone. Grow up, people. Give your stupid cities names that are reasonable.

Their state patrol gives innocent people speeding tickets just because they're driving in a rental car with Illinois plates. They have poorly marked speed limits and then give innocent people tickets who think that they're traveling less than six miles over the speed limit, and they then get informed that, 'nooooo, you're more than 10 mph so I can give you a ticket and then go sit in my car and watch moose porn for the rest of my shift.' This happens even if the visitor has not had a speeding ticket in 37 years.

No one wants to be near Maine. It's like the smelly kid in the cafeteria. Only one state will even touch it. That's practically impossible for a state that's not an island. New Hampshire lost a bet or something.

The best football player that sorry state ever produced is Jovan Belcher. Just run with that thought for a few minutes.

They had a scenic overlook of the highest peak in Maine. It's 5,264 feet. My house is higher than that. Seriously. My house is at 5,300 feet. Screw you and your tiny mountains, Maine.

Statehood? No one wanted Maine. It only got in because we wanted Missouri. Maine got in because of a compromise, not because we wanted it. Maine is the ugly girl trying to get into the night club with her hot friend.

And on that note, where was Maine during the revolution? People in New Hampshire and Massachusetts were risking their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to secure freedom and democracy. People in Maine were just standing around in their red plaid writing tickets to revolutionary travelers.

Maine killed all of the local Indians with their interesting languages.

Seriously, give that monosyllabic dump back to Canada. It's useless.
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Old 09-18-2018, 04:09 PM   #76
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Mizzou never the hot chick.
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Old 09-18-2018, 04:15 PM   #77
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That drive to Maine sounds like driving across Pennsylvania on I-80. From Ohio to New Jersey, literally nothing but trees.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:09 PM   #78
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Weird I call it Massachusetts II
It's very left-wing, lots of welfare up there. So they need those dastardly toll roads but a lobster roll rocks and so does their pretty, but rugged coastline with little hamlet villages.

Sounds like Rainman went to the wrong spots. No one goes there for mountains.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:12 PM   #79
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I was going to keep quiet on this, but I was involved in an unpleasant incident arising from racism in Maine. Unpleasant comments from ignorant fools in a state which is literally 99% white.

Of course, that's just a couple of people, but still -- that left a bad taste in my mouth for the state also.
What, did they call you a masshole?

They call all mass folks that, even the ones formerly from Mass.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:13 PM   #80
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They are! I saw a Lobstah roll joint at the International Mall in Tampa the other day and couldn't resist stoppin' in for lunch for one.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:15 PM   #81
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I enjoy their class V rapids.
Me too! Did you do Penobscot, Kennebec or Dead River?
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:19 PM   #82
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I also hate Maine. It's a popular vacation get-away destination but:
It's one of my favorite New England states and I don't see it as that flat. It has Portland which I enjoy, adorable little hamlets dotting the coast all the way up, rocky rugged coast, sailing to the wilderness areas in the interior such as Moose Head Lake, great river rafting and skiing in the winter. Freeport, where my brother lives, is nice too with great shopping.

If you like sailing, and my family is into it, it's a nice state and not as crowded as Cape Cod.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:24 PM   #83
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Old 09-18-2018, 07:02 PM   #84
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Wyoming's largest city is Cheyenne...with a population of 60,000.


Yeah, not too many people there, and that's why we're thinking about moving there. Cold? It gets cold here in the midwest. I'll take it.
Yea bud you might wanna do a little more research on winters there compared to the Midwest.

You'll see consistent below zero temps. You'll see numerous -30 degree temps. You'll see crazy snow fall levels at times. You'll see wind following the snow that will knock your dick in the dirt.
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Old 09-18-2018, 07:12 PM   #85
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You want to talk about a drive taking forever? The last time I drove across Kansas I was helping my cousin move from St. Louis to Los Angeles, driving a ****ing rental truck that wouldn't go over 55. After we got into the mountains it was beautiful scenery (or at least interesting scenery that was completely new to me) all the way to LA, but up until then, abject misery.

The worst part was thinking the shit would be over once I hit Colorado, only to realize that eastern Colorado is somehow actually worse than western Kansas. I think it was three or four hours before I could even see mountains on the horizon. Ugh.
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Old 09-18-2018, 07:16 PM   #86
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What, did they call you a masshole?

They call all mass folks that, even the ones formerly from Mass.
They take pride in it.

License plates like *MSSHLE* and stuff.
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I have no comment on that matter. I'm merely posting an unbiased travel review.
I might offer some advice for the future.

If you go out to your rental car and it has Illinois plates, just go back in and demand a different car, like I did when I found a Daewoo in the spot that my rental car was supposed to be parked in at the Boston airport.

Maine and Vermont are two of our most beautiful states IMO, but I didn't get a ticket in either of them.
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Old 09-18-2018, 08:44 PM   #89
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I view Amnorix as the resident expert on New England, so I'm convinced that my take on Maine is correct. If you like Maine and wish to change my opinion, you may send a check to help cover my $129 fine. I will start a gofundme called, "Pay Here To Make People Not Hate Maine."
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Old 09-18-2018, 08:46 PM   #90
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Does this mean Missouri is the "hot chick"?
Compared to Maine, yes. But keep in mind that it's Maine we're comparing against. The state that other states keep at arm's length.
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