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**Rain Man** · 09-17-2018, 10:56 PM

I made a trip to Maine this week, and the state sucks. It's terrible. Here's why it's terrible, and I'm sure there are other reasons.

Toll roads. You can't even build your own roads so you make people have to stop and pay every ten minutes. Manage your money better, Maine.

Lobster rolls. Seriously, what is this? They're advertised everywhere and I finally got one, and it's just some plain lobster on a bun with some lettuce. Nothing else. Why is it called a roll? It's just a sandwich and not a very creative sandwich at that. I've made ham sandwiches at home that boasted more complexity. There's not even any drawn butter for the lobster. What a joke.

Maine has stupid geographic names. Wassamattamekong. Mustafaateanorca. Wakkawakkamoosebegone. Grow up, people. Give your stupid cities names that are reasonable.

Their state patrol gives innocent people speeding tickets just because they're driving in a rental car with Illinois plates. They have poorly marked speed limits and then give innocent people tickets who think that they're traveling less than six miles over the speed limit, and they then get informed that, 'nooooo, you're more than 10 mph so I can give you a ticket and then go sit in my car and watch moose porn for the rest of my shift.' This happens even if the visitor has not had a speeding ticket in 37 years.

No one wants to be near Maine. It's like the smelly kid in the cafeteria. Only one state will even touch it. That's practically impossible for a state that's not an island. New Hampshire lost a bet or something.

The best football player that sorry state ever produced is Jovan Belcher. Just run with that thought for a few minutes.

They had a scenic overlook of the highest peak in Maine. It's 5,264 feet. My house is higher than that. Seriously. My house is at 5,300 feet. Screw you and your tiny mountains, Maine.

Statehood? No one wanted Maine. It only got in because we wanted Missouri. Maine got in because of a compromise, not because we wanted it. Maine is the ugly girl trying to get into the night club with her hot friend.

And on that note, where was Maine during the revolution? People in New Hampshire and Massachusetts were risking their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to secure freedom and democracy. People in Maine were just standing around in their red plaid writing tickets to revolutionary travelers.

Maine killed all of the local Indians with their interesting languages.

Seriously, give that monosyllabic dump back to Canada. It's useless.

**Rain Man** · 09-17-2018, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

But were the roads in good shape?

Who the heck puts manhole covers 75% of the way across the lane? Your tires hit every single one of them. Put them in the middle where people's tires aren't hitting them, you Mangy Mainewads.

**Rain Man** · 09-17-2018, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

The sad part is that the original name was, "Secondary".

Lot of egos up there in Secondary.

FAX

Oh, hey. I just now got that.

I believe it.

BryanBusby · 09-17-2018, 11:34 PM

Maine is kinda ok, but I'm with you on the lobster rolls. **** them.

Bump · 09-17-2018, 11:49 PM

lobster rolls are delicious though

big nasty kcnut · 09-18-2018, 12:44 AM

Maine the state that has not one hot babe.

Demonpenz · 09-18-2018, 12:58 AM

Guchi maine

**Buehler445** · 09-18-2018, 12:59 AM

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Rain Man post with vitriol. He always has snarky (and hilarious) remarks about Von Douche and Talib murdering fools. But never vitriol.

Pushead2 · 09-18-2018, 01:09 AM

I enjoy their class V rapids.

scho63 · 09-18-2018, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I made a trip to Maine this week, and the state sucks. It's terrible. Here's why it's terrible, and I'm sure there are other reasons.

Toll roads. You can't even build your own roads so you make people have to stop and pay every ten minutes. Manage your money better, Maine.

Lobster rolls. Seriously, what is this? They're advertised everywhere and I finally got one, and it's just some plain lobster on a bun with some lettuce. Nothing else. Why is it called a roll? It's just a sandwich and not a very creative sandwich at that. I've made ham sandwiches at home that boasted more complexity. There's not even any drawn butter for the lobster. What a joke.

Maine has stupid geographic names. Wassamattamekong. Mustafaateanorca. Wakkawakkamoosebegone. Grow up, people. Give your stupid cities names that are reasonable.

Their state patrol gives innocent people speeding tickets just because they're driving in a rental car with Illinois plates. They have poorly marked speed limits and then give innocent people tickets who think that they're traveling less than six miles over the speed limit, and they then get informed that, 'nooooo, you're more than 10 mph so I can give you a ticket and then go sit in my car and watch moose porn for the rest of my shift.' This happens even if the visitor has not had a speeding ticket in 37 years.

No one wants to be near Maine. It's like the smelly kid in the cafeteria. Only one state will even touch it. That's practically impossible for a state that's not an island. New Hampshire lost a bet or something.

The best football player that sorry state ever produced is Jovan Belcher. Just run with that thought for a few minutes.

They had a scenic overlook of the highest peak in Maine. It's 5,264 feet. My house is higher than that. Seriously. My house is at 5,300 feet. Screw you and your tiny mountains, Maine.

Statehood? No one wanted Maine. It only got in because we wanted Missouri. Maine got in because of a compromise, not because we wanted it. Maine is the ugly girl trying to get into the night club with her hot friend.

And on that note, where was Maine during the revolution? People in New Hampshire and Massachusetts were risking their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to secure freedom and democracy. People in Maine were just standing around in their red plaid writing tickets to revolutionary travelers.

Maine killed all of the local Indians with their interesting languages.

Seriously, give that monosyllabic dump back to Canada. It's useless.

So did you have a good time?

JD10367 · 09-18-2018, 01:36 AM

Lobster rolls are bullshit because most of them are overpriced and undersized and sold to tourists who come up from other states. Aside from that, Maine is nice. Portland is a great little weird city. Bar Harbor is touristy but has nice shops and is close to Acadia National Park. Old Orchard Beach is an old time arcades and rides beach; York Beach is more laid back and has an old family zoo. Moose are cool. Last but not least, it has a shitload of trees (yay) and very few people (double yay).

But traffic cops? Yeah, those suck in all 50 states.

Otter · 09-18-2018, 01:40 AM

Maine has some really nice beaches and great state forest land but the people are strange. It's almost as if the gene pool became too shallow at some point.

It's an odd place.

JD10367 · 09-18-2018, 01:50 AM

DASHCAM FOOTAGE OF RAIN MAN GETTING TICKETED

(And, yes, it’s a Maine State Trooper.)

https://youtu.be/HnWy3Eh352w

Imon Yourside · 09-18-2018, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

DASHCAM FOOTAGE OF RAIN MAN GETTING TICKETED

(And, yes, it’s a Maine State Trooper.)

https://youtu.be/HnWy3Eh352w

Rainman setting that officer straight.

banecat · 09-18-2018, 02:39 AM

F**k tolls to death. But Stephen King?

**RealSNR** · 09-18-2018, 05:49 AM

I enjoyed my visit to Maine. Then again, I didn't drive when I was there.

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09-17-2018, 10:56 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	Why Maine is the worst f'ing state in the Union I made a trip to Maine this week, and the state sucks. It's terrible. Here's why it's terrible, and I'm sure there are other reasons. Toll roads. You can't even build your own roads so you make people have to stop and pay every ten minutes. Manage your money better, Maine. Lobster rolls. Seriously, what is this? They're advertised everywhere and I finally got one, and it's just some plain lobster on a bun with some lettuce. Nothing else. Why is it called a roll? It's just a sandwich and not a very creative sandwich at that. I've made ham sandwiches at home that boasted more complexity. There's not even any drawn butter for the lobster. What a joke. Maine has stupid geographic names. Wassamattamekong. Mustafaateanorca. Wakkawakkamoosebegone. Grow up, people. Give your stupid cities names that are reasonable. Their state patrol gives innocent people speeding tickets just because they're driving in a rental car with Illinois plates. They have poorly marked speed limits and then give innocent people tickets who think that they're traveling less than six miles over the speed limit, and they then get informed that, 'nooooo, you're more than 10 mph so I can give you a ticket and then go sit in my car and watch moose porn for the rest of my shift.' This happens even if the visitor has not had a speeding ticket in 37 years. No one wants to be near Maine. It's like the smelly kid in the cafeteria. Only one state will even touch it. That's practically impossible for a state that's not an island. New Hampshire lost a bet or something. The best football player that sorry state ever produced is Jovan Belcher. Just run with that thought for a few minutes. They had a scenic overlook of the highest peak in Maine. It's 5,264 feet. My house is higher than that. Seriously. My house is at 5,300 feet. Screw you and your tiny mountains, Maine. Statehood? No one wanted Maine. It only got in because we wanted Missouri. Maine got in because of a compromise, not because we wanted it. Maine is the ugly girl trying to get into the night club with her hot friend. And on that note, where was Maine during the revolution? People in New Hampshire and Massachusetts were risking their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to secure freedom and democracy. People in Maine were just standing around in their red plaid writing tickets to revolutionary travelers. Maine killed all of the local Indians with their interesting languages. Seriously, give that monosyllabic dump back to Canada. It's useless. Last edited by Rain Man; 09-17-2018 at 11:12 PM..
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09-17-2018, 11:34 PM	#18
BryanBusby In Search of a Life BryanBusby's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2006	Maine is kinda ok, but I'm with you on the lobster rolls. **** them.
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09-17-2018, 11:49 PM	#19
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Bump's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2007	lobster rolls are delicious though
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09-18-2018, 12:44 AM	#20
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas big nasty kcnut's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a.	Maine the state that has not one hot babe.
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09-18-2018, 12:58 AM	#21
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Demonpenz's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"	Guchi maine
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09-18-2018, 12:59 AM	#22
Buehler445 Supporter Buehler445's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS	I think this is the first time I’ve seen Rain Man post with vitriol. He always has snarky (and hilarious) remarks about Von Douche and Talib murdering fools. But never vitriol.
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09-18-2018, 01:09 AM	#23
Pushead2 **** off Pushead2's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New York	I enjoy their class V rapids.
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09-18-2018, 01:36 AM	#25
JD10367 Cheaterlover* JD10367's Avatar Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI	Lobster rolls are bullshit because most of them are overpriced and undersized and sold to tourists who come up from other states. Aside from that, Maine is nice. Portland is a great little weird city. Bar Harbor is touristy but has nice shops and is close to Acadia National Park. Old Orchard Beach is an old time arcades and rides beach; York Beach is more laid back and has an old family zoo. Moose are cool. Last but not least, it has a shitload of trees (yay) and very few people (double yay). But traffic cops? Yeah, those suck in all 50 states.
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09-18-2018, 01:40 AM	#26
Otter Live free or die hard Otter's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO	Maine has some really nice beaches and great state forest land but the people are strange. It's almost as if the gene pool became too shallow at some point. It's an odd place.
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09-18-2018, 01:50 AM	#27
JD10367 Cheaterlover* JD10367's Avatar Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI	DASHCAM FOOTAGE OF RAIN MAN GETTING TICKETED (And, yes, it’s a Maine State Trooper.) https://youtu.be/HnWy3Eh352w
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09-18-2018, 02:39 AM	#29
banecat Banned Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: Johnson County, Kansa	F**k tolls to death. But Stephen King?
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09-18-2018, 05:49 AM	#30
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! RealSNR's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR	I enjoyed my visit to Maine. Then again, I didn't drive when I was there.
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