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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-23-2009, 03:16 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

KCUnited · 07-24-2009, 02:48 PM

Murder Lottery.

It works similar to the powerball. Set of numbers, a dollar a ticket. The winner has 2 days to select who they want to murder. They have to prove that they know or have known the person they select (like an ex teacher, boss, mailman, family member, etc.) The person selected gets the payout of the lottery and has 5 days to make arrangements for the money (will, etc.) The murder is 1 gun shot to the selection anywhere above the eyes. No prosecution by authorities. If the shot doesn't kill, the selection gets to keep the money. If the winner can't go through with the murder, the selection gets to keep the money.

**cabletech94** · 07-24-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Murder Lottery.

It works similar to the powerball. Set of numbers, a dollar a ticket. The winner has 2 days to select who they want to murder. They have to prove that they know or have known the person they select (like an ex teacher, boss, mailman, family member, etc.) The person selected gets the payout of the lottery and has 5 days to make arrangements for the money (will, etc.) The murder is 1 gun shot to the selection anywhere above the eyes. No prosecution by authorities. If the shot doesn't kill, the selection gets to keep the money. If the winner can't go through with the murder, the selection gets to keep the money.

This is the most random thought I think that I've ever heard! Actually kinda creepy.

JOhn · 07-24-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94

This is the most random thought I think that I've ever heard! Actually kinda creepy.

And I actually have a few "winners" in mind...

LaChapelle · 07-24-2009, 07:23 PM

Murder and balls with #s on them would make me nervous.

Ultra Peanut · 07-25-2009, 05:37 PM

I WANT TO THRUST TIM MCCARVER INTO THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL

Hammock Parties · 07-25-2009, 05:51 PM

**Bowser** · 07-25-2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

I WANT TO THRUST TIM MCCARVER INTO THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Heh. Heh heh.

Ultra Peanut · 07-25-2009, 05:53 PM

p. bad comic tbqh

KCBOSS1 · 07-25-2009, 06:33 PM

can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

JOhn · 07-25-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KCBOSS1

can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

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KCBOSS1 · 07-25-2009, 06:49 PM

that was good.

Hammock Parties · 07-25-2009, 10:33 PM

FEEL THE JOY!

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Hammock Parties · 07-25-2009, 11:14 PM

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LaChapelle · 07-26-2009, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCBOSS1

can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

Your avatar makes my eyes cross.

Pioli Zombie · 07-26-2009, 06:25 AM

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07-24-2009, 02:48 PM	#736
KCUnited Cheat Death KCUnited's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln	Murder Lottery. It works similar to the powerball. Set of numbers, a dollar a ticket. The winner has 2 days to select who they want to murder. They have to prove that they know or have known the person they select (like an ex teacher, boss, mailman, family member, etc.) The person selected gets the payout of the lottery and has 5 days to make arrangements for the money (will, etc.) The murder is 1 gun shot to the selection anywhere above the eyes. No prosecution by authorities. If the shot doesn't kill, the selection gets to keep the money. If the winner can't go through with the murder, the selection gets to keep the money.
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07-24-2009, 07:23 PM	#739
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07-25-2009, 06:33 PM	#744
KCBOSS1 RAISE EM RIGHT KCBOSS1's Avatar Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Arkansas	can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?
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