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Old 08-20-2004, 06:53 PM   #2
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Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
What a hoot!

I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium."



Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up:

1st base: Kissing and caressing
2nd base: Inside the bra
3rd base: Inside the pants
"Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say....

Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:13 PM   #3
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:43 PM   #4
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.
There are just too many smart asses on here (me included) for you to get a straight answer. Seriously, I would PM Jenny Gump. She knows more about sex than anybody EVAR.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:48 PM   #5
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There are just too many smart asses on here (me included) for you to get a straight answer. Seriously, I would PM Jenny Gump. She knows more about sex than anybody EVAR.


I agree, a womens perspective would be a great help to you royr17.

Also you will always remember your first, no matter how many you score with.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:42 PM   #6
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Ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.

Then do it in the butt.

(if you haven't seen the movie Ladies Man then this will make zero sense)
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:52 PM   #7
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:01 PM   #8
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Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:04 PM   #9
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:12 PM   #10
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I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:16 PM   #11
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dude my advice was SOLID
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:19 PM   #12
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WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !

Damn, just one of the many things kids will do
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:21 PM   #13
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WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !
Please, Roy, tell us that's NOT "Dueling Banjos" I hear in the background...."upholding the family honor?

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Old 08-20-2004, 07:21 PM   #14
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WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !
You might want to cancel your trip, upholding the family honor is gonna take a LOT of damage control.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:17 PM   #15
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You're from Kentucky and your sisters haven't hooked you up yet?

I'd start there.
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