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Old 07-11-2019, 04:45 PM  
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Mike Vrabel Says He Would Gladly Chop Off His Own Dick To Win The Super Bowl
Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.

Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:

Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either.

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Old 01-12-2020, 10:03 PM   #16
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We will chop his dick off and shove it up his patriot way ass next week.

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Old 01-12-2020, 10:05 PM   #17
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The best part is.. maybe he's already done it. Nobody gave the titans a chance in new england or baltimore. I'm sure its more of the same with the chefs this wk
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Old 01-12-2020, 10:07 PM   #18
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Old 01-12-2020, 10:08 PM   #19
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The best part is.. maybe he's already done it. Nobody gave the titans a chance in new england or baltimore. I'm sure its more of the same with the chefs this wk
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Old 01-12-2020, 10:13 PM   #21
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I like Vrabel.

He was/is a tough sonofabitch, and he built his team in his image.
Same here. IF they do beat us they match up well against the Niners at least from a physicality perspective that is for sure and would love nothing more than to watch that little weasel Kyle Shannarat curl up and cry for sure.
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Old 01-12-2020, 10:19 PM   #22
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Vrabel has derrick henry and alex smiff lite, andy will spot him 5 touchdowns, all henry 80 yard runs and once he's tired we beat him by thirty. Cause payback, he still owes the casino.
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