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**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 03:15 PM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - At the CP bash (people know the combatants)
Starting Distance - 6 feet

TimBone

Main Weapon - Flame thrower
Backup Weapon - Thick glass bottle

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - Your main weapon is given to you at the beginning of your prep time, not at time t=0, but it's in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things.

Bwana

Main Weapon - Nunchaku
Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts

Prep Time - 42 seconds
Special Factors - You get a two-second head start at the beginning of the match.

Pablo · 07-21-2018, 03:17 PM

Shit that flamethrower is not getting out of that clamshell in time. Six feet starting distance eh? Tim is getting beat to death with nunchuks.

Otter · 07-21-2018, 03:23 PM

2 second head start
6 feet starting distance
RIP TimBone

Hydrae · 07-22-2018, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

2 second head start
6 feet starting distance
RIP TimBone

Game over

**SAUTO** · 07-21-2018, 03:23 PM

Tough match

**digger** · 07-21-2018, 03:25 PM

Impaled with the lawn darts then beaten with the Nunchaku.Bwana for the win. Flame thrower half opened doesn't do anything.

**Bowser** · 07-21-2018, 03:27 PM

BAWAN is actually a black belt IRL, so unless TimBone has a lightsaber to cut through that damnable clamshell crap, BAWAN is going to get a drum beat going upside Tim's head with those 'chucks. And call me skeptical, but I don't think that thick bottle is going to help in this case, especially with patteeu screaming out MOD ABUSE in the middle of the bash.

BAWAN wins this Thunderdome of mod-on-mod abuse.

**TimBone** · 07-21-2018, 03:27 PM

Have I ever mentioned that I'm absolutely fantastic at opening those plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things?

**Bwana** · 07-21-2018, 04:06 PM

That was a solid draw, I actually trained with chucks for over 20 years. They will kick your butt until you master them and I had many lumps and bruises to prove it. A guy I was training with actually managed to smack himself in the nuts and ended up in the ER.

**Buehler445** · 07-21-2018, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

That was a solid draw, I actually trained with chucks for over 20 years. They will kick your butt until you master them and I had many lumps and bruises to prove it. A guy I was training with actually managed to smack himself in the nuts and ended up in the ER.

I posted virtually the same thing when someone else drew them. That’s a tough ass draw to try to kill someone with if you don’t know wtf you’re doing.

stumppy · 07-21-2018, 04:01 PM

Too bad Tim. Hope you recover in time for the game day Chat Room.

**TimBone** · 07-21-2018, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy

Too bad Tim. Hope you recover in time for the game day Chat Room.

I'll be there, bud. Bruised and battered, apparently, but I'll be there.

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 04:09 PM

If I'm at the CP bash, I would give TimBone my steak knife with about three minutes left in his waiting period, just to see how fast he can open the package.

**TimBone** · 07-21-2018, 04:10 PM

Yeah, my match finally arrives....and the dude I'm battling has trained to a master level with nunchucks, and DRAWS FREAKING NUNCHUCKS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2018, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yeah, my match finally arrives....and the dude I'm battling has trained to a master level with nunchucks, and DRAWS FREAKING NUNCHUCKS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Am I to assume that you're not highly trained in flame throwers?

View Poll Results: Who wins?
TimBone	8	18.18%
Bwana	36	81.82%
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07-21-2018, 03:15 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 29 - TimBone versus Bwana Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - At the CP bash (people know the combatants) Starting Distance - 6 feet TimBone Main Weapon - Flame thrower Backup Weapon - Thick glass bottle Prep Time - 8 Minutes Special Factors - Your main weapon is given to you at the beginning of your prep time, not at time t=0, but it's in one of those hard to open plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things. Bwana Main Weapon - Nunchaku Backup Weapon - 10 Lawn darts Prep Time - 42 seconds Special Factors - You get a two-second head start at the beginning of the match.
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07-21-2018, 03:17 PM	#2
Pablo Ultrabanned Pablo's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO	Shit that flamethrower is not getting out of that clamshell in time. Six feet starting distance eh? Tim is getting beat to death with nunchuks.
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07-21-2018, 03:23 PM	#3
Otter Live free or die hard Otter's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO	2 second head start 6 feet starting distance RIP TimBone
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07-21-2018, 03:23 PM	#5
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008	Tough match
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07-21-2018, 03:25 PM	#6
digger Thread I will end you....... digger's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kansas City, KS	Impaled with the lawn darts then beaten with the Nunchaku.Bwana for the win. Flame thrower half opened doesn't do anything.
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07-21-2018, 03:27 PM	#7
Bowser sorta mod-ish Bowser's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North	BAWAN is actually a black belt IRL, so unless TimBone has a lightsaber to cut through that damnable clamshell crap, BAWAN is going to get a drum beat going upside Tim's head with those 'chucks. And call me skeptical, but I don't think that thick bottle is going to help in this case, especially with patteeu screaming out MOD ABUSE in the middle of the bash. BAWAN wins this Thunderdome of mod-on-mod abuse.
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07-21-2018, 03:27 PM	#8
TimBone Mostly Ignored TimBone's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2013	Have I ever mentioned that I'm absolutely fantastic at opening those plastic shrinkwrapped clamshell things?
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07-21-2018, 04:06 PM	#9
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Bwana's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana	That was a solid draw, I actually trained with chucks for over 20 years. They will kick your butt until you master them and I had many lumps and bruises to prove it. A guy I was training with actually managed to smack himself in the nuts and ended up in the ER.
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07-21-2018, 04:01 PM	#11
stumppy New and Improved stumppy's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo.	Too bad Tim. Hope you recover in time for the game day Chat Room.
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07-21-2018, 04:09 PM	#13
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	If I'm at the CP bash, I would give TimBone my steak knife with about three minutes left in his waiting period, just to see how fast he can open the package.
Posts: 141,433

07-21-2018, 04:10 PM	#14
TimBone Mostly Ignored TimBone's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2013	Yeah, my match finally arrives....and the dude I'm battling has trained to a master level with nunchucks, and DRAWS FREAKING NUNCHUCKS. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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