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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:58 AM   #1681
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:02 AM   #1682
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Do you have to be prematurely balding, like the guy in the picture? Is that optional?
You just go to the local Metrosexual Salon and ask for 'The Brendan Fraser.'
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:03 AM   #1683
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what kind of a pathetic tool posts all day to a message board from his phone?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:04 AM   #1684
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:05 AM   #1685
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what kind of a pathetic tool posts all day to a message board from his phone?
a tool with no job, waiting for nite time to cruise and pickup "hot" chicks.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:05 AM   #1686
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I guess it's time to come clean. I am Midnight Vulture.
Seriously? I wondered if it was you but, by the sound of yours and DaFace's posts, I ended up thinking I was wrong about that.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:06 AM   #1687
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I guess it's time to come clean. I am Midnight Vulture.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:07 AM   #1688
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Seriously? I wondered if it was you but, by the sound of yours and DaFace's posts, I ended up thinking I was wrong about that.

I think he's pulling your leg, but if he's being honest, he should just post proof as M_V
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:08 AM   #1689
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We need some photoshop and we need some now.
I am somewhat stunned with all the photostop guys here that that picture has not been redone, that and the mods have left the usernames alone.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:09 AM   #1690
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Ok, which is it? Is GC MV or not? DaFace? He did leave a lot of clues like starting that other thread about his laptop and acting like MV is his idol. Was he just trying to fool us?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:10 AM   #1691
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:11 AM   #1692
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I think he's pulling your leg, but if he's being honest, he should just post proof as M_V
Proof should be a photo from GC's youth that wasn't in his 'I gotta bag of shit, a scanner, and an internet connection' thread.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:11 AM   #1693
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:13 AM   #1694
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No no, it's me. This is my greatest prank.
he writes too well to be gochiefs.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:13 AM   #1695
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