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**Rain Man** · 01-23-2019, 10:24 PM

...which three would you pick?

Poll coming quicker than you can shoot your eye out with a BB gun.

**Buehler445** · 01-23-2019, 10:27 PM

In before poll

**TribalElder** · 01-23-2019, 10:28 PM

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01-23-2019, 10:33 PM

I'd derive perverse enjoyment from writing about Senegalese elections.

**Bowser** · 01-23-2019, 10:35 PM

I'd handle being a meme

I'd handle getting tazed by a renta cop with an overblown sense of authority

I'd handle smashing my left hand (done it)

The rest? I choose death.

**Buehler445** · 01-23-2019, 10:36 PM

I took the lottery ticket. 10 grand would piss me off, but I lose 10 grand on the reg, unfortunately.

Next is knee to bean bag. I'm really tall. It would be difficult for her to transfer much power that high. I'm good there.

Left hand car door. I'm good there.

It was close with being locked out of the hotel room naked. I went to business school. I learned it pays to advertise

Fishpicker · 01-23-2019, 10:39 PM

milk, groin, taser

those are money makers

In58men · 01-23-2019, 10:40 PM

Cassel

Mayweather

Patriots SB

**hometeam** · 01-23-2019, 10:43 PM

I mean #2 is an easy choice for me because I have been there before LOL

RocKhawks · 01-23-2019, 10:47 PM

Taser (been tased for fun before, as a teen, to.impress a girl lol)

Mayweather (I was a boxer, maybe i get lucky and get a shot in)

Patriots (at least i see some funny commercials)

Cassel (assuming he would be 3rd string behind Henne)

Angry fan · 01-23-2019, 10:52 PM

Only

See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup

and

Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game

doesn't affect me, so those two.

Why would anyone choose any of the other options? They're awful!

stevieray · 01-23-2019, 10:56 PM

Does it have to be three?

I'm old(er).

ClevelandBronco · 01-23-2019, 11:03 PM

Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game – Those guys should have known I wouldn't take the games seriously.

See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup – Call it the Broncos and Paxton Lynch and I'm still on board. I don't own the team, it's not my problem. I might ridicule them for doing it, but that's actually fun.

Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game – I'm not even sure why this is on a list of bad things. May as well put ice cream on the list.

Third Eye · 01-24-2019, 12:14 AM

Somewhat surprised that my choices were picked relatively few times.

Getting locked out of a hotel room naked. Is that really that bad? This wouldn’t really bother me all that much.

Spend the night in a Tijuana jail. As long as it’s just one night, I’m good. Probably means it was a pretty good night and I’m a pretty big guy, so I doubt I’d get ****ed with.

The third one was tough. I landed on the Senegalese paper. Between research and writing, I could probably knock it out in a couple days.

The car door was the runner-up, but I’ve done that and **** it hurts.

Beef Supreme · 01-24-2019, 12:19 AM

Some of you would rather smash your hand in a car door than be naked in front of people? Let your freak fly. It would be more traumatic for the people at the hotel than it would be for me.

View Poll Results: Which THREE bad things would you most prefer to endure?
Accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room naked	22	26.83%
Become an object of ridicule in an internet meme	17	20.73%
Discover a $10,000 winning lottery ticket in your wallet that’s a week past expiration	21	25.61%
Drink a quart of soured milk	6	7.32%
Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game	14	17.07%
Get kneed in the groin by a feminist studies professor who thinks you resemble her ex-husband	13	15.85%
Get laid off from your job	13	15.85%
Get tasered by a mall cop after a dispute at Wetzel Pretzel	16	19.51%
Get thrown off a ship 1.5 miles out at sea, but with a good life preserver	17	20.73%
Go one round with an angry Floyd Mayweather	9	10.98%
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup	32	39.02%
Slam your non-dominant hand in a car door	9	10.98%
Spend the night in a Tijuana jail	6	7.32%
Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game	44	53.66%
Write a 20,000 word essay about Senegalese political elections	14	17.07%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll

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01-23-2019, 10:35 PM	#5
Bowser sorta mod-ish Bowser's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North	I'd handle being a meme I'd handle getting tazed by a renta cop with an overblown sense of authority I'd handle smashing my left hand (done it) The rest? I choose death.
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01-23-2019, 10:27 PM	#2
Buehler445 Supporter Buehler445's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS	In before poll
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01-23-2019, 10:36 PM	#6
Buehler445 Supporter Buehler445's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS	I took the lottery ticket. 10 grand would piss me off, but I lose 10 grand on the reg, unfortunately. Next is knee to bean bag. I'm really tall. It would be difficult for her to transfer much power that high. I'm good there. Left hand car door. I'm good there. It was close with being locked out of the hotel room naked. I went to business school. I learned it pays to advertise
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01-23-2019, 10:39 PM	#7
Fishpicker On one quarter Fishpicker's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: I play all day	milk, groin, taser those are money makers
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01-23-2019, 10:40 PM	#8
In58men Baba Ganoush In58men's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2012	Cassel Mayweather Patriots SB
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01-23-2019, 10:43 PM	#9
hometeam Supporter hometeam's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2011	I mean #2 is an easy choice for me because I have been there before LOL
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01-23-2019, 10:47 PM	#10
RocKhawks Starter Join Date: Nov 2017	Taser (been tased for fun before, as a teen, to.impress a girl lol) Mayweather (I was a boxer, maybe i get lucky and get a shot in) Patriots (at least i see some funny commercials) Cassel (assuming he would be 3rd string behind Henne)
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01-23-2019, 10:52 PM	#11
Angry fan Starter Join Date: Dec 2018	Only See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup and Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game doesn't affect me, so those two. Why would anyone choose any of the other options? They're awful!
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01-23-2019, 10:56 PM	#12
stevieray best in the biz stevieray's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure	Does it have to be three? I'm old(er).
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01-23-2019, 11:03 PM	#13
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. ClevelandBronco's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2006	Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game – Those guys should have known I wouldn't take the games seriously. See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup – Call it the Broncos and Paxton Lynch and I'm still on board. I don't own the team, it's not my problem. I might ridicule them for doing it, but that's actually fun. Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game – I'm not even sure why this is on a list of bad things. May as well put ice cream on the list.
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01-24-2019, 12:14 AM	#14
Third Eye Veteran Third Eye's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: JoCo	Somewhat surprised that my choices were picked relatively few times. Getting locked out of a hotel room naked. Is that really that bad? This wouldn’t really bother me all that much. Spend the night in a Tijuana jail. As long as it’s just one night, I’m good. Probably means it was a pretty good night and I’m a pretty big guy, so I doubt I’d get **ed with. The third one was tough. I landed on the Senegalese paper. Between research and writing, I could probably knock it out in a couple days. The car door was the runner-up, but I’ve done that and ** it hurts.
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01-24-2019, 12:19 AM	#15
Beef Supreme MVP Beef Supreme's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2010	Some of you would rather smash your hand in a car door than be naked in front of people? Let your freak fly. It would be more traumatic for the people at the hotel than it would be for me.
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