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Raiderhater · 08-20-2004, 08:18 PM

One day when I have kids, they won't be allowed to post on the Planet.

Infact, I think I'll just keep them off the net period so that they don't stumble across this place.

On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?

Fairplay · 08-20-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?

I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.

**KcMizzou** · 08-20-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.

It has links to BB's for all the AFCW teams. Something new... I kinda like it.

08-20-2004, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.

Nah. Nothing like that. It is just a coalition of 4 AFC West website. Basically, it's a ploy to encourage interaction (and increased traffic) between the sites. It was added last night.

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 09:18 PM

so does anybody have anymore pointers for me if not than thanks for all of the pointers.

Over-Head · 08-20-2004, 09:20 PM

Honestly is the best policy. Tell her you like her, and go from there.
BE YOURSELF, don’t act like someone your not, and when the time comes and things are looking good that you just might get lucky…Be honest and tell her it’s your first time.
Trust me, she won’t laugh if she’s any kind of considerate person.
And wrap yer sausage if ya know what I mean.

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

so does anybody have anymore pointers for me if not than thanks for all of the pointers.

Just do what ever you can to let her know how special you think she is, other then that, just go with the flow.

The best bowling advise I ever got was, "Think Smooth". That doesn't just work in bowling.

08-20-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

so does anybody have anymore pointers for me if not than thanks for all of the pointers.

[nut]well it impotant to understan that woman like fourplay if you want try get four fingers in there it help you when you want to get you big unit up in it at least that what I do[/nut]

Loki · 08-20-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

for starters... calm the hell down and relax!!! if you're this uptight when she comes over, you'll NEVER get any.

don't be ashamed of being a virgin. that's your first and biggest mistake. so what if you're still a virgin? everyone is a virgin at some point in time right? quit putting the pressure on yourself about that. SO fuckING WHAT??!!

listen, if you like this girl and she likes you, you're part of the way there. secondly, she's already agreed to come to your place. so just relax. the "innuendo" is already there. she wouldn't agree to come visit you if the thought of sex wasn't already there. just relax and try to be comfortable with her and make her feel comfortable being with you. the rest will happen from there.

have fun and good luck!

08-20-2004, 10:26 PM

Seriously Roy - dude - get sex out of your mind for now. Try getting to know the chick and getting comfortable with her (and her, with you). The more "getting laid" dominates your thoughts, the more desperate you'll appear. A desperate dude can't get laid, period. Not with the fattest, drunkest chick at closing time. It ain't happening. Just take it slow and see where it goes. If you're slobbering all over yourself and sporting a 12 pack of condoms in your pocket, you won't even get to hold her hand.

FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

...FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.

08-20-2004, 10:29 PM

Roy,

If all else fails, try gay.

**Bowser** · 08-20-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Roy,

If all else fails, try gay.

There you go getting Anton all amped up!! For shame!

08-20-2004, 10:49 PM

I've tried sarcasm and I've tried serious advice.

Now I will share with you the very basic tenets of gettinglaidism:
1. Brush your teeth. This goes for all our young male virgins.
2. Shave that nasty mug.
3. Wear something nice but don't borrow anything from your dad. Drop a hot iron on that shirt and run a brush over those nasty shoes.
4. Clip and clean your nails. Chicks actually care about that sort of thing. A little lotion on the hands won't hurt anything. Not that kind of lotion, though.
5. Talk about her more than you talk about yourself.
6. Don't reveal your faults voluntarily. If she sticks around long enough, she'll discover them herself in time. That's the way it should be.
7. Keep the conversation light and positive. Negative drags a person down. That includes discussion about your mother's condition. If she brings it up, be candid and quickly change to a more pleasant subject. A variety of topics is a good thing. No matter how much she likes football, she doesn't want to hear about the Chiefs all night.
8. Soft lips. No teeth clicking. Swallow that excessive saliva. Relax. Take your time. No face licking.
9. Try touching her face. That will make you appear to be sensitive and sincere whether you are or not.
10. Be confident, don't apologize for yourself. You're a great catch. She's lucky to have this opportunity to be with you.
11. Make sure all her needs are met. The more physically comfortable you make her, the more emotionally comfortable she will allow herself to be.
12. Do not talk about your ex-girlfriend.

These are just a few from the top of my head. This is not rocket science, but you now have a head start. Good luck.

08-20-2004, 08:18 PM	#2
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Raiderhater's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos	One day when I have kids, they won't be allowed to post on the Planet. Infact, I think I'll just keep them off the net period so that they don't stumble across this place. On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?
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08-20-2004, 09:20 PM	#7
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Over-Head's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed	Honestly is the best policy. Tell her you like her, and go from there. BE YOURSELF, don’t act like someone your not, and when the time comes and things are looking good that you just might get lucky…Be honest and tell her it’s your first time. Trust me, she won’t laugh if she’s any kind of considerate person. And wrap yer sausage if ya know what I mean.
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08-20-2004, 10:26 PM	#11
Phobia Guest	Seriously Roy - dude - get sex out of your mind for now. Try getting to know the chick and getting comfortable with her (and her, with you). The more "getting laid" dominates your thoughts, the more desperate you'll appear. A desperate dude can't get laid, period. Not with the fattest, drunkest chick at closing time. It ain't happening. Just take it slow and see where it goes. If you're slobbering all over yourself and sporting a 12 pack of condoms in your pocket, you won't even get to hold her hand. FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.
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08-20-2004, 10:29 PM	#13
Phobia Guest	Roy, If all else fails, try gay.
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08-20-2004, 10:49 PM	#15
Phobia Guest	I've tried sarcasm and I've tried serious advice. Now I will share with you the very basic tenets of gettinglaidism: 1. Brush your teeth. This goes for all our young male virgins. 2. Shave that nasty mug. 3. Wear something nice but don't borrow anything from your dad. Drop a hot iron on that shirt and run a brush over those nasty shoes. 4. Clip and clean your nails. Chicks actually care about that sort of thing. A little lotion on the hands won't hurt anything. Not that kind of lotion, though. 5. Talk about her more than you talk about yourself. 6. Don't reveal your faults voluntarily. If she sticks around long enough, she'll discover them herself in time. That's the way it should be. 7. Keep the conversation light and positive. Negative drags a person down. That includes discussion about your mother's condition. If she brings it up, be candid and quickly change to a more pleasant subject. A variety of topics is a good thing. No matter how much she likes football, she doesn't want to hear about the Chiefs all night. 8. Soft lips. No teeth clicking. Swallow that excessive saliva. Relax. Take your time. No face licking. 9. Try touching her face. That will make you appear to be sensitive and sincere whether you are or not. 10. Be confident, don't apologize for yourself. You're a great catch. She's lucky to have this opportunity to be with you. 11. Make sure all her needs are met. The more physically comfortable you make her, the more emotionally comfortable she will allow herself to be. 12. Do not talk about your ex-girlfriend. These are just a few from the top of my head. This is not rocket science, but you now have a head start. Good luck.
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