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convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

whatsmynameagain · 06-24-2008, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

you remember that joke?

"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"

im feeling out of place arund all of you pillowbiters. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!

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acesn8s · 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

you remember that joke?

"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"

Real men ride Harley's.

http://www.harley-davidson.com/wcm/C...bmLocale=en_US

seclark · 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

yep, nasty.

forgot about the NSFW thing.

not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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kstater · 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

At least Brandon was wearing his helmet. That probably helped, as it was the last thing that went through his mind.

Holy shit.

**Donger** · 06-24-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!

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So, have we got a date or what?

booger · 06-24-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.

Hammock Parties · 06-24-2008, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Oh no.

Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.
Please don't let it be GoChiefs.

I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.

I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.

booger · 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

So, have we got a date or what?

go for it kid. He's all about the balls and weiners.

**Bowser** · 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

I have no dupes and haven't for a long time. The last episode was the ESPN anchor stuff....Mel Kiper, Merrill Hoge, etc.

I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.

acesn8s · 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.

And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?

booger · 06-24-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s

And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?

cause he's one creepy fellow i guess.

Hammock Parties · 06-24-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.

Pretty sure they both got banned. I'll attempt to log in though.

Crashride · 06-24-2008, 03:42 PM

Your what the motorcycle community calls a "squid." Please wear your gear, dont be a dumbass.

06-24-2008, 03:47 PM

Awesome! Mithrandir lives.

Eric Draven · 06-24-2008, 03:50 PM

And so does this one!

HAY GUYS I DROVE AROUND THIS CHICK'S HOUSE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IN MY CAR!

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