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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:58 PM   #316
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So, how to many of these 278 "real friends" have you bragged about your thieving prowess? Or are we singled out for that honor?
No I told a number of them. A couple of them called me to ask if i was still interested in getting a laptop cause they knew of good deals. I told them I already took care of it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:02 PM   #317
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No I told a number of them. A couple of them called me to ask if i was still interested in getting a laptop cause they knew of good deals. I told them I already took care of it.
Cool. Generally, that's how dipshits like you get busted - bragging about your crime to one person too many.

By all means, keep talking.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:03 PM   #318
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No I told a number of them. A couple of them called me to ask if i was still interested in getting a laptop cause they knew of good deals. I told them I already took care of it.
"And then they asked why and I told them I stole a laptop and we all LOL'd on Facebook together. It was like something straight out of a dream."
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:05 PM   #319
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Cool. Generally, that's how dipshits like you get busted - bragging about your crime to one person too many.

By all means, keep talking.
They arent snitches like you guys.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:09 PM   #320
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They arent snitches like you guys.
So, how's your father?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:11 PM   #321
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They arent snitches like you guys.


The master thief thinks he can vouch for the character, intelligence and savvy of 278 people, most of whom are probably as stupid as he is.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:11 PM   #322
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WOW, some of you must be either really old or really dumb? I went to school with those 278 people, so....I know them in REAL LIFE. And yeah I wouldnt meet people over the internet for friendships like some of you poor saps.
Oh, I see. so how's your father?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:11 PM   #323
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I like pickles!!!!
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:17 PM   #324
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Oh, I see. so how's your father?


The repeated use of the phrase "How's your father" has dusted off an old memory, which has forced me to post this:

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Old 06-26-2007, 06:20 PM   #325
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:22 PM   #326
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So, how's your father?
Good, how's yours?
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Good, how's yours?

Dead.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:23 PM   #328
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:24 PM   #329
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:26 PM   #330
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Good, how's yours?
Does he know you're a thieving douche?
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