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Old 06-26-2018, 09:14 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 6 - Rockchalk vs. Big nasty kcnut
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.


Venue - In the killer whale pool at Seaworld
Starting Distance - 45 feet

Rockchalk

Main Weapon - 1 Claymore mine with remote control detonation
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - You have a really bad and painful sunburn

Big nasty kcnut

Main Weapon - 10 Lawn darts
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:47 PM   #46
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I should start talking every weapon up, like it's the most devastating weapon of all time. That way when I get some shit weapon like lawn darts I can talk it up with the groundwork already laid.
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Old 06-26-2018, 09:51 PM   #47
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I should start talking every weapon up, like it's the most devastating weapon of all time. That way when I get some shit weapon like lawn darts I can talk it up with the groundwork already laid.
Could backfire if you get a shotgun. “But Sofa remember how you told us lawn darts rule cause they’re quiet?”
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Old 06-27-2018, 12:28 AM   #48
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Ok here how i would win hide behind one of the whale. Then being a smart man while he looks for me i climb up on the whale and use the element of surprise jump on him and stab him with the lawn dart. Then push him into his own mine and finish the kill.
LOL Goddamn that’s entertaining reading.
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Old 06-27-2018, 02:22 AM   #49
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Yes the cp means I'll be a little shaky climbing the whale. Yet like i say i have the element of surprise. I'll throw a ninja star where he hold the remote. then stab him with lawn dart. Then push him into the bomb to finish him off. Also I'll move whale away from bomb by using fish bait ro moving him away far away from bomb while maintaining my element of surprise.
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Old 06-27-2018, 02:42 AM   #50
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Ok here how i would win hide behind one of the whale. Then being a smart man while he looks for me i climb up on the whale and use the element of surprise jump on him and stab him with the lawn dart. Then push him into his own mine and finish the kill.

This persuaded my vote! kcnut for the win
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Old 06-27-2018, 06:51 AM   #51
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Yes the cp means I'll be a little shaky climbing the whale. Yet like i say i have the element of surprise. I'll throw a ninja star where he hold the remote. then stab him with lawn dart. Then push him into the bomb to finish him off. Also I'll move whale away from bomb by using fish bait ro moving him away far away from bomb while maintaining my element of surprise.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again...
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Old 06-27-2018, 08:02 AM   #52
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Yes the cp means I'll be a little shaky climbing the whale. Yet like i say i have the element of surprise. I'll throw a ninja star where he hold the remote. then stab him with lawn dart. Then push him into the bomb to finish him off. Also I'll move whale away from bomb by using fish bait ro moving him away far away from bomb while maintaining my element of surprise.
Now he has fish bait to move the whale around. Oh and the accuracy to hit Rock in the hand with a ninja star.
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Old 06-27-2018, 08:14 AM   #53
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Now he has fish bait to move the whale around. Oh and the accuracy to hit Rock in the hand with a ninja star.
Don't forget it's underwater, lol. Jumping and throwing don't work so well.
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Old 06-27-2018, 08:16 AM   #54
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I'm curious as how in the hell he's able to communicate to get the whale to do his bidding. I've not tried to train one, but I suspect that Mr killer whale isn't going to be inclined to willingly give rides to anyone other than one of his actual trainers.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:59 AM   #55
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I'm curious as how in the hell he's able to communicate to get the whale to do his bidding. I've not tried to train one, but I suspect that Mr killer whale isn't going to be inclined to willingly give rides to anyone other than one of his actual trainers.

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Old 06-27-2018, 11:09 AM   #56
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I am giving the nod to the explosives on this. I imagine everybody gets injured or killed in this match.
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Old 06-27-2018, 01:14 PM   #57
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Old 06-28-2018, 04:21 PM   #58
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Despite kcnut's complex plan to surprise Rockchalk, Rockchalk points the claymore in the right direction and the whales end up snacking on chunks of nut. Rockchalk moves on.
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