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03-22-2021, 06:28 PM | #2 |
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03-22-2021, 06:30 PM | #3 |
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An announcer voiceover booms.
"Ladies and gentlemen, to make the Minnesota Vikings' first pick, we present the Minnesota icon who produced the greatest performance ever worn by a man in purple in the Super Bowl!" |
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03-22-2021, 06:31 PM | #4 |
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03-22-2021, 06:35 PM | #5 |
It's All Good
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03-22-2021, 06:42 PM | #6 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
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this is worse than the national anthem at the super bowl - Troy Aikman
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03-22-2021, 06:43 PM | #7 |
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After completing the song, the artist formerly known as Prince steps to the microphone, speaking softly and with efficiency.
"With the 14th overall pick in the 2021 NFL draft... the Minnesota Vikings select Kwity Paye, DE, Michigan." |
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03-22-2021, 06:51 PM | #8 |
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03-22-2021, 07:54 PM | #9 |
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03-22-2021, 08:15 PM | #11 |
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The Dolphins are still fumbling about a bit after being knocked unconscious at #3. They stumble to the podium with the pick and the odor of champaign.
With the 18th pick in the 2021 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select Azeez Ojulari, EDGE, Georgia. The Dolphins give Flores and Boyer a dynamic athlete on the edge that can disrupt the backfield with regularity in Ojulari. |
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03-22-2021, 06:44 PM | #12 |
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With the 15th overall pick in the 2021 draft..
The New England Patriots select Jaycee Horn, CB, South Carolina Patriots elated to see their #1 rated cover corner still on the board and highly value elite play in the secondary. With the possibility of Stephon Gilmore aging out or getting traded(also a South Carolina Gamecock alum) the Patriots have his replacement ready to go. |
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03-22-2021, 07:29 PM | #13 |
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With the 16th pick The Arizona Cardinals select Rashawn Slater, OL, Northwestern
Although secondary needs loom, The Cardinals cannot pass up Slater’s versatility at this spot. The interior of the o-line needs an upgrade. With JR Sweezy leaving, and question marks at right tackle, Slater can play any position along the line and is an excellent value pick filling a top need for the Cardinals offense. |
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03-22-2021, 07:50 PM | #14 |
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The Las Vegas Raiders select Alijah Vera-Tucker, OL, USC
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03-22-2021, 09:05 PM | #15 |
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I'll make Direckshun's pick for him.
With the 19th pick in the 2021 NFL Draft, the Washington Team Football selects... A BIG OL' BUCKET OF AIDS |
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