15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by KC native

I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he ****ed up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.

Lmfao

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This guy ran a 4.4 40 and has been told by several women they wouldn't have sex with him because his penis was too big

KC Native, everyone

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Lmfao

Everyone

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This guy ran a 4.4 40 and has been told by several women they wouldn't have sex with him because his penis was too big

KC Native, everyone

I had a timed 100 Meter sprint in track (not timed by my coach). I ran track and played football in high school. You don't have to believe me but that doesn't change the fact that I was fast as ****.

I also didn't say several. I said a few. One of those chicks sucked me off 3 times in one night. Shit was cash.

Edit: My best ever time was a 10.8 in the 100.

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Lmfao

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This guy ran a 4.4 40 and has been told by several women they wouldn't have sex with him because his penis was too big

KC Native, everyone

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

there were like 5 guys on my shitty football team in high school who ran "4.2" 40s

you know

because those high school football coach stop watches are so accurate (and they aren't trying to build up a false sense of confidence into these kids)

I don't think anyone realizes how fast a ****ing 4.7 40 is ... let alone a Chris Johnson 4.24

Yep. My school's "4.28" RB lasted one year of D1 ball. The SPARQ camps are doing a better job of getting accurate electronic times out there. Wasn't long ago that everybody was reported as having a 4.3-4.5

[srvy]

Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss

Yep. My school's "4.28" RB lasted one year of D1 ball. The SPARQ camps are doing a better job of getting accurate electronic times out there. Wasn't long ago that everybody was reported as having a 4.3-4.5

Whats this got to do with dick size.

[Hootie]

KC Native is faster than Chad Johnson and has a Donovan McNabb penis ...

So, everyone, I've finally figured out who has the tiniest penis on CP...

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

KC Native is faster than Chad Johnson and has a Donovan McNabb penis ...

So, everyone, I've finally figured out who has the tiniest penis on CP...

Would you like a picture of it later?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by KC native

Would you like a picture of it later?

Sure

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Sure

Awesome.

[Hootie]

At the very least, Native can't be an inch over 5'6"

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

At the very least, Native can't be an inch over 5'6"

Wrong again.

[Hootie]

Link me to some college football articles about you...your name has to be archived somewhere

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Link me to some college football articles about you...your name has to be archived somewhere

I was fast and that was it.

I wasn't a great football player. I played LB and RB. I was a smash mouth type of player which when you are 5'8" and 155 lbs isn't going to garner any interest from colleges.

[Pennywise]

Originally Posted by Flash Gordo

I was fast and that was it.

I wasn't a great football player. I played LB and RB. I was a smash mouth type of player which when you are 5'8" and 155 lbs isn't going to garner any interest from colleges.

Sure thing.