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View Poll Results: People are hoarding toilet paper because they are:
Stupid 34 16.50%
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Stupid and selfish 151 73.30%
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Old 03-23-2020, 10:43 PM   #2
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You got any women in your home?
I guess I never paid that much attention when I was married or living with a girl. Is there a law that they have to use more than a yard of TP with every bathroom visit?


Actually, I know my wife didn't use extraordinary amounts of TP or the roll in the master bath would've disappeared a lot faster. But I'm curious now. Just how much TP does a woman typically use per shit?
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Old 03-23-2020, 10:45 PM   #3
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I guess I never paid that much attention when I was married or living with a girl. Is there a law that they have to use more than a yard of TP with every bathroom visit?


Actually, I know my wife didn't use extraordinary amounts of TP or the roll in the master bath would've disappeared a lot faster. But I'm curious now. Just how much TP does a woman typically use per shit?
Again, you shake when you don't shit and don't bleed.
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Old 03-23-2020, 11:13 PM   #4
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Again, you shake when you don't shit and don't bleed.
So what? Does it really take 10 sheets to wipe piss? This can't be done with 2 sheets?
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Old 03-24-2020, 06:11 AM   #5
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Yea women use a ton of TP....as an experiment I gave each person in our house a roll to see how long it would last...

Dudes TP lasted 3 times longer.
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Old 03-23-2020, 10:41 PM   #6
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The worst part about these ignorant ****s hoarding the TP is that people have now started hoarding baby wipes as well.

As in, people with no babies. Just a need to wipe their own asses. This leaves people like myself, who actually have a baby and need wipes to go without.

Fortunately I have a friend who works in shipping and was able to buy a box for me right as they came off the truck, but this is ridiculous.

People have lost their minds.
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Old 03-24-2020, 04:38 PM   #7
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The worst part about these ignorant ****s hoarding the TP is that people have now started hoarding baby wipes as well.

As in, people with no babies. Just a need to wipe their own asses. This leaves people like myself, who actually have a baby and need wipes to go without.

Fortunately I have a friend who works in shipping and was able to buy a box for me right as they came off the truck, but this is ridiculous.

People have lost their minds.
I think you should feel free to beat ass in those cases. If you don’t have a baby, don’t buy baby products. There are people who legitimately need them.
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Old 03-31-2020, 10:36 AM   #8
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I think you should feel free to beat ass in those cases. If you don’t have a baby, don’t buy baby products. There are people who legitimately need them.
Really? I use baby wipes and don't have a baby. I use them to clean my sculpey clay tools, which is recommended. I've been making more sculpey clay objects to kill some time while cooped-up.
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Old 03-24-2020, 05:33 AM   #9
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A roll should last a ****ing month
The shit stains in your drawers must be epic
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Old 03-24-2020, 06:09 AM   #10
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:35 PM   #11
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:46 AM   #12
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That's what I was thinking when KCunited said how long his lasts. I wouldn't want to do some people's laundry here who boast how little TP they use.
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:57 PM   #13
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That's what I was thinking when KCunited said how long his lasts. I wouldn't want to do some people's laundry here who boast how little TP they use.
I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over.
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Old 03-24-2020, 01:59 PM   #14
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I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over.
To much butt stuff over the years.
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Old 03-31-2020, 10:30 AM   #15
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I'm not the least bit shocked to now know that you have a sloppy butthole. Maybe see a doctor once this virus thing blows over.
Don't get all pissy. I'm just having fun with it.

However, I said I was thorough. That takes more than one wipe—up to five. So mine is far from sloppy. You'd be surprised at how much stays behind* if you were thorough.


* pun intended
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